Depends on the destination, and who is coming along for the journey.

Cotton or microfiber?

3 Stooges-cotton





Spaghetti and meatballs, or fish?

Spaghetti.
Thai or Chinese?

Chinese. Surprised you're eating anything. You have a jelly bean stuck in your hair.






Train or boat?

Boat, I spent summer weekends growing up boating with my family.

Daleks or Cybermen?

Cybermen.
Sixties psychedelia or neo-psychedelia?

Neither, vivid dreams are for sleep time.

Chocolate or strawberry?

Chocolate flavoring over strawberry flavoring; real strawberries over real chocolate.

French onion soup or black bean soup?

French onion, but only if it's got the baked cheese and bread.

Why can't it be the end of my workshift already?