Hey there

So I pee standing up. I have since '09, though my pecker does not have a urethra running through it (haha). I pull my pants down most of the way, and it makes me so uncomfortable in public bathrooms when there's other dudes around. One of my first memories of peeing (in a stall) at school, the year I started using the right bathroom, my pants were down pretty low as I pissed and one of the two dudes in the bathroom noticed said, "Who is that?" In a laughing/mocking sort of way. And yeah, they knew it was me, as my name was stated right after. Heh, awkward.

After that (and from before, i.e. a creepy father from childhood) I am usually slightly riddled with a paranoia about every single time I pee when I know someone could be nearby. Sometimes I have impeccable confidence pee. But even then at my house with my family here, I will close my bathroom window while I'm peeing when I hear them outside.

The point of this story: I have an awesome stp device - a mr. fenis that works well. I am thinking of just carrying it on me wherever I go, even at my house. I have been thinking about it for a while and have decided I feel way too vulnerable with my pants down - I've had some really bad bathroom experiences that are burned hard into my mind. With my stp I would not have to worry or even think about that, which means I could take a pee without looking over my shoulder. My only concern is carrying it around - how the hell do I do that in an inconspicuous manner? I have a bag for it, it folds away nicely. But I feel nervous about keeping it in my pocket. Also feel kind of nervous about keeping it in my pants. (Haha, at that sentence.) What do you guys do? What might you suggest?

My thanks
The Paranoid Pisser.

I don't know about the Mr. Fenis, but I have the She-Wee - and it's basically a modified medicine spoon.

I wear cargo pants (with the large side pockets over the sides of the thighs), so it fits in one of those inconspicuously in a plastic baggie.

The way to inconspicuously carry around the STP seems to be the elusive missing element of the STP experience.

Solutions I have seen other than the cargo pants as noted above include getting that foldable plastic STP  and using a packer that has a STP

That's really it though I think. This is the foldable one : http://pee-zees.tripod.com/id17.html

Man the Snee-kee looks awesome. Wish I would have spent my fifteen on that instead of the fenis, which I thought I'd be using more in public. I sometimes back with the fenis but at the right angle or the wrong pair of pants it could be mistaken for somewhat of a hard on. And that's just awkward. Haha.

I am digging the quote on that page, ".....and it never leaks unless you're too drunk to walk a straight line....." Hehe.

I have a Mr Fenis and it goes everywhere. It goes out the back and the sides. The medicine spoon works best for me, but I still cant get the hand of the packer.