Here in WA, I filed, got a court date 4 days later (it was a Friday I filed, so the court date was really just 2 days out)...that day I went and sat in the courtroom...turns out I was the last one on the docket, so after hearing the other cases (most of which were interesting) I stood before the judge, got sworn in, and about 8 minutes later he signed the papers and said for me to go to the clerk's office, and they would make me copies of the order.
All told, I was in and out in under an hour...and the last time I smiled so much was the day I got my Rx for HRT!