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Started by Jamie D, July 02, 2013, 02:01:03 AM

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Devlyn

#20
July 03, 2013, 11:09:50 AM
My boss Scott asked me to post this:

Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
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LordKAT

#21
July 03, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
Gallagher had a ton of those.  What do watermelons have to do with wit?
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Devlyn

#22
July 03, 2013, 11:40:11 AM
Don't know, but the audience was always down with getting wet with watermelon wit.
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Beth Andrea

#23
July 03, 2013, 12:05:00 PM
How long is a piece of string?
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Eva Marie

#24
July 03, 2013, 01:04:12 PM
Why is it when you turn the brightness up on your TV it doesn't work?
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Antonia J

#25
July 03, 2013, 02:24:14 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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Kia

#26
July 03, 2013, 02:30:33 PM
Why are giraffe's necks so long? ???
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Jamie D

#27
July 03, 2013, 03:21:47 PM
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown with her?
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Beth Andrea

#28
July 03, 2013, 04:03:24 PM
What if the "Hokey Pokey" is what it's all about?
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Devlyn

#29
July 03, 2013, 04:25:21 PM
Ginger or Mary Ann?
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Jamie D

#30
July 03, 2013, 05:37:00 PM
What is "Error 404" anyway?
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CalmRage

#31
July 03, 2013, 05:38:04 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on July 03, 2013, 05:37:00 PM
What is "Error 404" anyway?
it's not pop tarts!
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Devlyn

#32
July 03, 2013, 05:48:27 PM
How do you keep someone in suspense?

See post below.
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Devlyn

#33
July 03, 2013, 05:48:51 PM
How do you keep someone in suspense?

See post above.
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CalmRage

#34
July 03, 2013, 05:50:00 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on July 03, 2013, 05:48:51 PM
How do you keep someone in suspense?

See post above.
Wahhhhh! Brain overload!
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Sarah Louise

#35
July 03, 2013, 05:50:04 PM
"Ginger or Mary Ann"

Mary Ann by a mile. Absolutely no contest.
Nameless here for evermore!;  Merely this, and nothing more;
Tis the wind and nothing more!;  Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore!!"
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CalmRage

#36
July 03, 2013, 05:51:08 PM
What is so cold it's hot, so hot it's cold?

Tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel.
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Jamie D

#37
July 03, 2013, 07:45:50 PM
Why do we say the "alarm went off," when it actually went on?
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Jamie D

#38
July 03, 2013, 09:59:52 PM
Quote from: georgie on July 03, 2013, 06:28:13 AM
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If olive oil is made from pressed olives, what is baby oil made from?
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Beth Andrea

#39
July 03, 2013, 10:04:05 PM
Why does one "take a leak" or "take a dump"....when one does not "take" anything, but leaves the material?
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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