I just added another person to the list of people I'm out to: my lawyer. Now to make matters interesting, add years of friendship and being in little league and interscholastic quiz bowl together. With great trepidation, I explained that I might be needing his services to change my legal name, etc.
He literally laughed in my face... until he could see the gravitas of the situation and that I was not indeed pranking him...
On the plus side, I just got a lot of pro-bono research and legal help, not to mention the fact that he stated his intention to remain my friend - no matter what.
On the negative side, I can't help but feel that I've made my life into a joke for everyone... Just feeling weird.