I dreamed I tried to trade in a half a box of cereal to Gamestop for store credit.

I had such a weird dream, i think i should have someone analyze it or something:

I had such a crazy dream. It all began with some twisted, weird pseudo-LGBT awareness day at school. I only remember walking around school with my acoustic guitar (which i smashed last year!),

looking for a room to play in, battling some pokemon(!) to get a big room i had seen. The next day i attempted to get to school, missed the bus, took wrong bus after wrong bus and ended up in a

weird jungle-esque oasis directly next to the river rhine (!). There was this old hermit trying to console me. I think i might've passed out there too in the dream. He asked me if i would like

"Shades Of Deep Purple" (Deep Purple's debut album!) and i said "Sorry, but i already have it." He said: "Come on, i have an extra copy. I said: "alright, bring it on if you like". In the meantime,

i briefly lost my vision, because of some sand stuck in my eyes or something. He came back with deep purple mascara, i chuckled very quietly, i was too upset (i only really got the joke after i

woke up. It was in shades of a deep purple. Haha, weird dream.) I said: "No, no, you said something about "Shades Of Deep Purple" and the old man laid down beside me (creepy!) and he said "Oh,

sorry, i'll get the album for you." While he was gone i noticed his son sitting near the lake eating and fishing(?). I had a chat with him about the old man's weird manners. This caused me to miss

the bus. I came back and the old man said to me: "Now,look...while you two were off yabbering about who-knows-what, the bus drove past. Great." (that's where the dream ended i think)

I dreamed that a guy on here and I were chasing a fugitive down some apartment stares and that suddenly I was by myself.  I got scared and ran into a room , locked the door, turned off the lights, and curled up into a little ball.  Then my next dreams were about circumcisions with the shang ring.

I had a crazy dream about zombies:

I was at a fancy party in 1920s London and I was Mary from Downton Abbey. I was really bored at the party and decided to leave, but my chauffeur was gone. I was pretty pissed off and decided to walk back to my London flat. While walking back, I stopped at a pub to get a quick drink because my feet hurt from my heels and I was hot wearing this fancy gown. While in there, I saw an old friend who agreed to drive me to my flat. I wanted to use the loo before leaving, and was walking around the pub looking for it until I came to this oversized door with the ladies symbol on it, but the door wouldn't open. Some bartenders standing behind a huge bar stated that the real door to the bathroom was behind the newspaper bins around the corner. So I went over there and moved the bin and the wall opened up magically (yes, the Harry Potter soundtrack came on as the opening was appearing).

I don't remember what happened in the restroom, but when I left it, my friend who was going to drive me back was gone and I was only wearing black panties and a black bra, black suspenders, along with my high heels. I was pissed that I had to walk back to my flat like that. Out on the street, people were staring at me and I was getting catcalled. Finally this guy grabbed me and tried to pull me behind one of those big red London phone booths.

On the other side of the booth though was a little girl crying. I tried to get the guy away and I bent down to the little girl to see what was wrong, but when she looked up her face was all scary and she tried to bite me, I moved and she bit the guy instead. I started running and saw other people on the streets were running too and saw that there was more of these zombies.

At this point, I morph into a Japanese-American woman with a gun and we're in an American city like NY or Boston. I have to shoot my way through tons of zombies to get back to my apartment building, and have to shoot a crapload of zombies in the building in order to get back to my apartment on one of the upper floors. I finally make it, and my white American husband who isn't very good-looking is there watching a movie. I sit on the couch and we watch it together even though I am crying. Then, two of my friends with guns knock on the door, and we let them in because they can't get into their apartment at all. My husband then turns off the movie because we keep talking over it.

We can hear zombies in the hallway so we move a big bookcase and stuff in front of the door. With little else to do, we just sit around the apartment for awhile. Eventually I go to the bathroom but my friend and her husband follow me in there and it was really awkward to pee. Finally, I look out the window and see military vehicles driving around in the street and less zombies. I am happy because I think we'll all survive.

Henry, you must have had something strange for dinner last night. You must also be a fellow Downton Abby and Walking Dead fan. My dreams aren't usually anything that I can remember in such detail.

I think i was fighting for something in my old school. I had someone with me and could feel my gender issues getting worse and worse and the wish to just be Sara getting stronger (bad time for that in the situation i was in in that dream). I was constantly talking to that person about that. I think the dream also involved something mystical, magical. There were time-skips to one, two, three years later. I think i might have fought in some sort of resistance or something.

I was in America with my Mum and step-dad, in Best-Buy, or some similar place as we were looking at TVs, while i was also looking at computers. I remember it being America as of the dollar price tags  I also remember my mum and step-dad buying a telly that looked like a fish tank. I recall myself saying that to them too. I have no idea.

I fell asleep watching Adventure Time last night. I've also been listening to a lot of Radiohead lately.

My dream was as follows: My dog was Jake and she could stretch and all that cool stuff that Jake does. Finn and my dog the Jake substitute were going on an adventure to the Candy Kingdom but first they had to pass through a gray genderless world. A BMO-like creature was their leader and they spoke some weird language. They convinced Finn and Not-Jake to stay in their kingdom by baking them tasty brownies that made them very sleepy and stoned.

Then Thom Yorke of Radiohead showed up and he started playing . So Finn and Not-Jake as my dog was called in the dream followed him to the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum gave us Ring Pops and we sat there, watching a beautiful sunrise while Thom Yorke continued to sing to us...several different songs. It was kind of like this really chill concert in the Land of Ooo for an audience of 3.

Dreamed that a snake bit my arm and when I ran it kept slithering and leaping in the air towards me.  It was a yellow snake and looked poisonious.  That same snake ate a tiny snake.

Dreamed my father was pulled over by a cop during an illegal stop and search and had to pay a fine for every cigerette he had out in the open since in the dream they were counted as an "open container"  Cussed and told me not to tell anyone of this.

Dreamed that I went to a Chirstian Sports Camp with my sister's cousin, but I forgot to pay my $3 fee so I went AWOL out of embarrasment.  They convienced me to come back though and it felt awkward being there.

My friend was in a huge bar brawl with the biggest meanest guy in the place and I did a Jackie Chan flying kick and dropped him.

I dreamed that I had to act as a bodyguard to these two boys who were  Jehovah Witnesses and for some reason they had to come into my room.  They were brothers and the older brother was nice while the younger brother was a d-bag.  He backtalked me and took a fish bowl and poured the water on my bed and threw the fish on my blanket.  When he got into my top surgery change and started throwing it everywhere I got pissed.  I drug his tail into the kitchen and slammed his head into the cabinet several times.  After he was on the floor I was going to stomp on his head a few more times but his brother came in.

I think i had two dreams. I vaguely recall them. One of them, i was in secondary school, one of the teachers was not in, i left the class room and start mucking about around the school. The other dream, i think i was robbing some shopping mall, i took Beyblades and Pokemon cards; For some reason i was flushed down a slide-tube thingy, and whoever i was with, their Digimon grew, i don't think i had one, or mine didn't evolve.

My mum was making cakes for Gordon Brown and David Cameron, who lived in a house together next to my ex-history teacher.  We all went out in Brown's car and for some reason I was shaving in there in the way that Cameron had taught me (something about using a cut down toothbrush to lather some soap instead of shaving foam?).  The we came back and I decided to finish shaving in the bathroom, but it was being kept cool with liquid nitrogen and I got a freeze burn when I tried to open the door.

Worst two nightmares ever. On the first one a female teacher was bullying me and after that she started walking naked around the class and wanting to have sex with me... Disgusting.


The other one involved pregnancy in a Prometheus style, and pure panic / terror and others things I'd rather not describe. I really don't want to remember it, but it will take a long time to be forgotten.

I dreamed that I was a school crossing guard and was getting $8.00 an hour for watching over everyone's little green snot nosed Poo Bah's. Must be something I ate for dinner the night before. 

This is what i recall.

I was on a set to a film/show as i was an extra. This was taking place in a train station and Johnny Depp was dressed as a cowboy. I then recall being next to Depp talking to him, so somehow i went from being an extra to being a main character. 

I don't play golf, but for some reason I dreamed I was on a golf coarse and the golfers were using the mouths of dead cats for golf tees and then they would put the dead cats in their golf bags and they had small BBQs on the back of their golf carts and one of them asked me if I wanted a hamburger or a hotdog

I dreamt that I was dreaming about dreaming....it wasn't very interesting

But seriously,

I dreamt that a tiger got out of the zoo and for some reason it wasn't after anyone else in the city except for me and it seemed to have a strong enough sense of smell to find me several kilometers away hiding in the attic.  That's when I woke up and saw the shadow of a tiger (ok it was a plant, but I just woke up from that dream).  I've never been as terrified before in my life.

Let's see...

I was at the town in the market. I remember seeing food, so i guess i was looking for goodies. - I know i woke up thinking, 'I'll say this in the morning', but now i cannot remember xD

The first dream was a nightmare in which my father forced me to drive his girlfriend's truck but hte switches kept changing to where there were no breaks or no reverse.  Then I got out of the truck and a cop came.  I started to walk home but my father was speaking to the cop and she chased me down handing me a paper saying I basically had to go drive with him.  Well I did and I ran over a car and was swirving and could barely stop.

The next dream I wanted to be out of my house so I walked around my neighboorhood and into a house which seemed to look like a Lowes store on the inside with the couple.  A girl that was there pricked my finger for I don't why.  Then there was a parade on the outside and it looked like I saw a King Endymion cosplay so I tried to run downstairs and outside to see it (the landscape completely changed ino a parade scene), but I shoe came halfway off and I had trouble putting it back on and by the time I did, the cosplay man was gone so I used my time rewinding powers and tried again only to be stopped behind a line where basketball players were showing off their skills.