You Are 80% British
Are you British? Hell, you're more of a Brit than the Queen is!
You're truly the dog's bollocks... and you know that's not an insult.
So what if you're a slobbering drunk obsessed with football?
At least you always remember your manners.
Figures... seeing as I am British. Was quite shocking to see how much applied to me to be honest.
Sorry if this thread is an old one I've dug up again, I'm going to make another cup of tea and watch the footie

Cheers
John