Topic derailed, moderator plz lock thread.

Aww... no more sausage jokes.
I think I will borrow the 'its a girl' for my phone conversations.  Very funny

I suspect my wife will hand me a pet neck cone and say its a present from our cat.

Quote from: kariann330 on July 30, 2013, 07:18:45 PM
Topic derailed, moderator plz lock thread.

Aww your no fun 

I imagine in reality the f bomb is about all I would be capable of... but a one liner would be good to have prepared.

"Well there goes my salary potential from here on in"

"How did the circumcision go doctor?

"Will I be able to play the piano?

"Nurse... this catheter is taking the piss."

"Fetch me some snow... I wish to practice writing my name."

"Now THATs puppetry of the penis"

"Look ma... no glans..."

"Ow"

"Now I know how how the band felt when Robbie Williams left... one less dick"

"Finally..."

Quote from: emmaline on July 30, 2013, 08:50:59 PM
"Look ma... no glans..."

Ha! This one really made me laugh.

Okay, I'll also contribute to the topic. I think, if I'm finally there I'll have no time for jokes. I'm always a very serious person and it'll feel very serious I suspect.

And thats not a bad thing either- what we face requires a great deal from us- some need humour, some need poetry, some serious refection and focus... at the end of the day, we get through this conundrum we face- and hopefully find peace.

I an sure I will stop joking around after I get the surgey bill. 

I am getting mine done in Russia under Dr Chopyakokov.

Okay... okay... that was a little below the belt.

Oh.

Quote from: kariann330 on July 30, 2013, 07:18:45 PM
Topic derailed, moderator plz lock thread.

In this case, the after surgery experiences are very educational, even if the topic has drifted a bit.  The title of the topic allows for some leeway.

I did move it to the srs board though.

Quote from: Æðelþryð on August 02, 2013, 04:02:41 AM
In this case, the after surgery experiences are very educational, even if the topic has drifted a bit.  The title of the topic allows for some leeway.

I did move it to the srs board though.

Don't all topics drift over time especially one three pages long? I mean you can't expect something to stay right one point on the internet with so many posts.

Does anyone know how to make Egg drop soup? Please...

Quote from: emmaline on August 02, 2013, 03:38:33 AM


I am getting mine done in Russia under Dr Chopyakokov.

I did a search for this Dr. but I couldn't find him, does he have a website? is he have any good reviews?

Its a joke, calico.  A poor one, but a joke.

Yep, its a crappy play on words... no such doctor (hopefully).

In reality I am down in Australia so Thailand is nearest, but I think I would prefer Canada or US when I do go for SRS- so I can visit some friends before hand- esp. Some trans penfriends I have never met for a bit of encouragement.

"Daddy stop the car, I gotta go pee real bad, I gotta go pee real bad!"  <I was waking up as they were putting in the Foley balloon catheter.>

I had a double anesthetic, and just some weird nightmares waking up.  Boy were the lights in the recovery room dim though!! 

Quote from: emmaline on August 02, 2013, 03:38:33 AM

I am getting mine done in Russia under Dr Chopyakokov.

Okay... okay... that was a little below the belt.

Quote from: calico on August 02, 2013, 11:10:09 AM
I did a search for this Dr. but I couldn't find him, does he have a website? is he have any good reviews?

Not sure which of those two posts made me smile the most and, while I don't underestimate how big an endeavour GRS is, for me,  being able to laugh about it is a life saver.  I already did FFS, two times more than 7 hours surgery,  and suffered a lot of really deep nausea following both surgeries. However, one thing I really liked was my surgeons (black) sense of humour.

A one liner for waking up that  comes to my mind is,  "Funny, I never felt a draught down there before..."  However, based on past experience "Quick, a bedpan please" is far more likely...

The subject is already very much on the horizon so I do already think about it quite a bit.

   

I remember perfectly the moment I woke from SRS - even though I was still coming round from the anesthetic - it felt just as it did in those rare dreams where it genuinely felt I had a vagina. But more than having a vagina, the greater joy was the feeling of lightness, of nothing between my legs - I didn't expect to notice it while still full of anesthetic and stuffed to the nines with bandages, pressure packing, drains and the like, but I did. It felt like I had been exorcised, that hell was gone forever, permanently, and could never, ever return. And typical of my urge to eke out a pun wherever possible I said:

"It takes balls to go through this surgery" :p

Quote from: Assoluta on August 02, 2013, 03:37:12 PM
I said:

"It takes balls to go through this surgery" :p

Or not.

Quote from: Ms. OBrien CVT on August 02, 2013, 11:21:07 AM
Its a joke, calico.  A poor one, but a joke.

lol I know I was being facetious 

Quote from: Assoluta on August 02, 2013, 03:37:12 PM


"It takes balls to go through this surgery" :p

A couple friends who knew said something similar, and I replied not so much, well not now lol 

and another piece of post op humor, was I was at my moms and right before dilating while talking with my mom about it I announced well i'm off to go play with myself be back in 45 minutes she cracked up lol 

Monday I will have my second SRS revisional surgery. Given that I am on a liquid diet and have bowel cleaning for two days, I suppose there won't be that much left to vomit, so I'd better think of something funny to say this time.