Finally didn't take to long to find    http://www.allthetests.com/quiz07/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1071748384

Enjoy!
Donna

P.S. My result after 36 years in the country

You got 158 points.

You've finally lived long enough in France for other people to notice your existence!

I tried to take it, then it turned all French. Sacre Bleu!

36 points I'm as French as Audrey Hepburn!

QuoteYou got 69 points.

I see you had French 101. You have had enough French that the French will actually speak back to you. (In English, of course.)

I took French 101 in college, and got a C, then I took French 102 and got a D. We were required to take three semesters of a foreign language at that college, so after my D I decided screw taking French 102 again and then 201, so I just transferred out of that school.

The only thing I got out of taking French is a few words here and there, and an appreciation for Tomas Fersen.  J'adore Louise. <--I probably butchered that sentence.

This test actually had me p...ing myself laughing. Also quite challenging as it happens, you have to think!  Pretty sure it was put together by some perfidious Brit. 
Donna

 You got 85 points.

You've finally lived long enough in France for other people to notice your existence!


Funny. I didn't realize all of my random guesses were so French 

Lol, some of those questions are very obviously tongue-in-cheek.

You got 75 points.

You've finally lived long enough in France for other people to notice your existence!

My wife's score. She has been living in France for 14 years:! Being "Blue, blanc, rouge" is a tougher call than being a "Hard Core American"..


You got 120 points.

You've finally lived long enough in France for other people to notice your existence!

Congratulations, you are as French as Audrey Hepburn! You could "Parlay-Voo" your way into getting mocked by any waiter in France without being pitied.

I don't even really speak French but

You got 93 points.
You've finally lived long enough in France for other people to notice your existence! 

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on August 01, 2013, 02:56:27 PM
I tried to take it, then it turned all French. Sacre Bleu!

Mais enfin Devlyn, how do yuu ezpect to pas a tezt on your Frenchness if you are speekin no Frrench???
Good night!
Donna

Je suis découragée. Je n'ai reçu que quatre-vingt-douze points. Évidemment, je ne suis pas assez française.

Maddy

Quote from: MadeleineG on August 01, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Je suis découragée. Je n'ai reçu que quatre-vingt-douze points. Évidemment, je ne suis pas assez française.

Maddy

J'ai séjourné dernièrement à Montréal et j'ai pu constater combien c'était quand même un autre monde.  Petit à petit, la dérive des continents fait son œuvre!
Sinon, j'ai beaucoup aimé et y retourne très bientôt, le 18 août.
Donna

You got 123 points.

You've finally lived long enough in France for other people to notice your existence!

Not bad considering I've only spent a few nights in France.  I did do three years of French in high school but the only reason I passed the third year was that the French teacher escaped at the end of the second year.  Since we weren't learning anything, the school decided to give us all a pass mark.  Imagine how well pupils would do if teachers did not exist at all.

I must conclude that I did quite well because I've seen every episode of 'Allo 'Allo at least once.