Where art thou?

Doreen . . . don't make me wait
Til tomorrow
Oh-wo-no-oh-wo . . .
Please darling
Let me love you tonight
An' it'll be awright

You . . . can't make me say
I don't want you
Oh-wo-no-oh-wo . . .
My heart
Is burning with love
And I want you tonight

You know I-I . . .
I really love you
(I love you)
You make me feel good
(You make me feel good)
Please don't deceive me
(No no . . . )
Doreen you know you should
Stay with me always
(Stay!)
We could be lovers
(Always!)
Doreen you're different
(You're different)
Than all the . . . others

Doreen . . . don't make me wait
Til tomorrow
Oh-wo-no-oh-wo . . .
Please darling
Let me love you tonight
An' it'll be awright

You-you-woo . . . can't make me say
I don't want you
Oh-wo-no-oh-wo . . .
My heart
Is burning with love
(Tonight . . . )
And I want you tonight

Say!
To-nye-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aiee-ight
(Tonight . . . )
I want you
To-nye-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aiee-ight
(Tonight . . . )
Let me love you
To-nye-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aiee-ight
(Tonight . . . )
Wanna love you
To-nye-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aiee-ight
(Tonight . . . )
Let me love you
To-nye-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aiee-ight
(Tonight . . . )
Let me squeeze you, girl
To-nye-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aiee-ight
(Tonight . . . etc.)
Oh, I want to love you tonight
Let me love you tonight, yeah
Let me [...] all your toys
I want your lovin' [...], yeah
Doreen, let me, let me
Yeah, why don't you let me in your bed
I love you now, not tomorrow, yeah
Gonna kiss [...], yeah
[...] wanna love you, yeah
Sweet Doreen, sweet Doreen, yeah
Gonna love you, sweet Doreen, 'n don't get funky
[...] all again, I say, yeah
Help me, ah don't get, ah don't get
Ooh, got my heart, take my [...], baby, yeah
Oh, sweet Doreen, let me love you
This sweet girl [...]
Gonna get you, gonna get you, girl
Yeah, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet Doreen
I want you, I want you, girl
Sweet Doreen, I want you, girl
[...] you're so [...]
Do everything, everything, everything, yeah
Gonna put my arms all around you one more time
Gonna take you, take you tonight, yeah
Sweet Doreen, yeah
Let me love you, love you, love you, love you
Kiss you, love you, please Doreen
Doreen, come on, come on, girl
Tonight, you're gonna make your thing alright
Tonight, tonight, make your thing alright
I'll make everything alright with Doreen
(To-nye-ay-ay-ight . . . )

Monkey see monkey do

If you're leaving close the door.
I'm not expecting people anymore.
Hear me grieving, I'm lying on the floor.
Whether I'm drunk or dead I really ain't too sure.

I'm a blind man, I'm a blind man and my world is pale.
When a blind man cries, Lord, you know there ain't no sadder tale.

Had a friend once in a room,
had a good time but it ended much too soon.
In a cold month in that room
we found a reason for the things we had to do.

I'm a blind man, I'm a blind man, now my room is cold.
When a blind man cries, Lord, you know he feels it from his soul.

♫ Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing ♫

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

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http://youtu.be/NERVSe8d2VU?t=1m48s

The worst Zappa tune ever played live by his son and his daughter (as a special guest) and her daughter.....

C'est l'horreur....



This is more like it, one of my favorites played live by his son and special guest Allan Holdsworth (who seems to be too hammered to play correctly).......

Disco Stu knows how to shake his stuff

Ian:

WITHIN THE WEEK

Don:

Jerry Lewis

Don & Ian:

had hosted a Telethon

Mark & Howard:

("Wah wah wah, nice lady!")

Jim:

to raise funds for the injured

Mark & Howard:

(the injured . . . )

Jim:

and homeless

Mark & Howard:

(homeless . . . )

Mark, Howard & Jim:

in Denver

FZ:

as BILLY had just levelled it

Mark:

and, a few miles right outside of town, BILLY caused a

Mark & Howard:

'Oh Mein Papa'

Mark:

in the Earth's crust, right over the SECRET UNDERGROUND DUMPS where they keep the

Mark & Howard:

POOLS OF OLD POISON GAS, and OBSOLETE GERM BOMBS

Mark:

just as a FREAK TORNADO cruised through . . .

FZ:

Oh, yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon, little Howard Kaplan was sitting on his stoop

Howard:

("Auntie Em!")

FZ:

squeezing his concertina

Howard:

("Auntie Em!")

FZ:

when a mysterious wind came up from the East

Howard:

("Toto . . . ! Come back, Toto!")

FZ:

and a mysterious wind that came up from the West

Howard:

("Auntie Em! Auntie Em!")

FZ:

and a mysterious wind that came up from the South

Howard:

("Toto . . . ! Toto . . . ! Auntie Em!")

FZ:

and a mysterious wind came down from the North

Howard:

("Auntie Em!")

Mark:

Oh, my God!

Howard:

"Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow . . . "

Howard:

("Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Auntie Em!")

Mark:

. . . sucking up two thirds of it (SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!) for UNTIMELY DISPERSAL over VAST STRETCHES of

Mark & Howard:

THE MID WEST!

Tony Tibbs, talk to me.

Some Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Some Dinah-Moe
An' a little Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' a little Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' a Dinah-Moe again

gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
fart n' belch
fart n' belch
fart
fart
fart n' belch
scratch your itchy belly
scratch your itchy bum
stink a finger in your ear
exclaim yo ho ho
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
gargle snort fart belch
fart n' belch
fart n' belch
fart
fart
fart n' belch
scratch your itchy belly
scratch your itchy bum
stink a finger in your ear
exclaim yo ho ho
fart n' belch
fart n' belch
fart
fart
fart n' belch
exclaim yo ho ho
exclaim
yo ho ho
yo ho ho ho
yo ho ho ho ho
yo ho ho ho ho ho

Yo, Ho, Ho, and a Bottle of Rum!!

I could see some creepy fanfiction writers trying to ship them.

That's when i get the shakes all over me.

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Quote from: Miss Bungle on August 15, 2013, 03:08:50 PM
Ship them?

To where? Pakistan?

Yeah....lets go with Pakistan.

Heart like a kickdrum!

Nananana-nanananana....the girl from ipanema......

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