Eat a stick of butter

A: Listen to Trout Mask Replica

B: Listen to Norwegian Death Metal

Norwegian death metal

Would you rather:

A.  Eat a cheeseburger

or

B. Eat a cheesesteak

Cheeseburger.

Would you rather:

Live a happy life and be ultimately forgotten by history

or

Live a depressed life and be celebrated as one of history's greatest people

the first one

Would you rather:

A. Have constant hiccups

or

B. Have constant farting

I guess the farting since I live alone. Hiccups will drive you insane after a while.

Would you rather:

Snort when you laugh?

or

Have a nose whistle?

snorting-it would be funnier to annoy people that way

Would you rather:

A. Bathe in ice

or

B. Bathe in oatmeal

Oatmeal.  I have an intense hate for cold water.

Would you rather

Only be able to speak in questions

or

Only be able to speak in movie quotes?

Only to be able to speak in movie quotes

Would you rather go back in time to meet your ancestors or go into the future to meet your great grandchildren?

Traveling to the future is scary to me.  Either you'll be able to change what happens when you see it and that means your not actually seeing the future or you are not able to change what happens and it could be a very depressing vision.  Therefor I choose past.

Would you rather

Eat anything you want but it has to be eaten off the ground for the rest of your life

or

Eat flavorless food for the rest of your life

the first one- I eat off the ground anyway so I don't care

Would you rather:

A.  Eat fruits the rest of your life

or

B. Eat vegetables for the rest of your life

Fruits :3

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breath like Vader?

Vader

Would you rather:

A.  Grow your hair long

or

B. Cut your hair short

Cut it short

Would rather it be too hot or too cold

be too hot

Would you rather:

A. Be a full time college student

or

B. Work at a job full time

College student.

Would you rather:

Tell a joke nobody laughs at?

or

Hear a joke everybody gets but you?

the second one

Would you rather:

A. Be a hockey stick

or

B. Be a basketball

I would rather be a basketball

Would you rather have a two year old kid that cries over everything or a fifteen year teenager that is bratty and wants everything?

the teenager

Would you rather:

A. Go to a church

or

B. Go to a library

Go to the library.

Would you rather use a real Christmas tree or a fake one?

A fake one -- allergic to the real ones!

Would you rather:

listen to music in your own language that wasn't your musical taste

or

listen to music in a language you didn't understand but that suited your taste?