I can send a good old bureaucratic orderly german police officer to you, if you like. They are quite a weird bunch. They'll do anything for money, or so i've heard. Even fly over to Australia.

Quote from: LordKAT on August 19, 2013, 05:08:40 AM
Change my spots? Never!! Disguise them now and then, that I can do.  Especially when it makes rescuing a damsel in distress...tempting.



Yup, that is me! (especially the ..ahem big weapon.)

Hmmm Kats are beguiling creatures, a big weapon you say Fur rug

Your place or mine?

Quote from: ZootAllures! on August 19, 2013, 06:50:16 AM
I can send a good old bureaucratic orderly german police officer to you, if you like. They are quite a weird bunch. They'll do anything for money, or so i've heard. Even fly over to Australia.

Can they fly with their truncheons?

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 06:52:53 AM
Can they fly with their truncheons?

Maybe if you pay them enough. They are so corrupt, they'll do anything, even if it is against the laws of physics. They'll even make a criminal out of someone who just got beaten up.

OK this is a thread for a good laugh, which a few of us need.

You can pm me if you want to talk.

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 06:59:17 AM
OK this is a thread for a good laugh, which a few of us need.

You can pm me if you want to talk.

nah, i'm going to go into therapy for my trauma soon.

OK but I'm here for you, as all the staff are.

When are you going?

What does it involve?

Want to tell me?

next month for at least 3 weeks. The first few months flashbacks were frequent. It's all mostly in the background, but seriously affecting my mood (i'm often in a very foul mood now) and i need constant accompainment where it happened.

I know lots about flash backs!
I hate them

Meet in the middle?

Quote from: LordKAT on August 19, 2013, 07:06:18 AM
Meet in the middle?

Mmmm maybe I'll just throw you over my bed, I always wanted a fur rug cover!

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:08:52 AM

Mmmm maybe I'll just throw you over my bed, I always wanted a fur rug cover!

Soft kitty, warm kitty, kill it for its fur!

Nice kitty!

Oh fk it isn't a kitty, it's a Jaguar !

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:13:23 AM
Nice kitty!

Oh fk it isn't a kitty, it's a Jaguar !

IS CAT NOW!

Heee Heee

Always wanted to be a cat!
You?

a dog.

I've had three dogs, I most remember Lady, she wasn't! We took her all around Australia in a caravan.

Do you have a dog?

Oh, yeah.

She's quite something, my little princess, who does not behave like a princess, except that normal dog food is not good enough for "milady". "milady" wants noodles and rice and meat. We often mix some of that together with her food. She is quite healthy and not fat, so it's ok. I took her for a walk through the forest.


Oh, Emma, you crazy little dog.

Quote from: Cindy on August 19, 2013, 07:17:09 AM
Heee Heee

Always wanted to be a cat!
You?

I'm a happy slave. I don't mind being a servant to my furry lady. She is a good master and rewards me with kisses. I give her food, she gives me love and gratitude.

Dogs and cats are our overlords, if only we knew it.