Rich

Would you rather not shower for fortnight or not brush your teeth?

Not shower

Would you rather use a bar of soap to wash your hands or liquid soap?

Bar of soap

Would you rather take a shower with Axe body wash or Irish spring?

Irish Spring

Would you rather drink coffee or tea?

coffee in winter, tea in summer


fred astaire or ginger

I'd rather be Ginger. 

Open borders or closed?

Open (they come anyway)

Would you rather live in anarchy or a peaceful/stable totalitarian government?

totalitarian government

Would you rather own a baseball bat or a golf club?

a croquet mallet

Would you rather be lost or know where you are?

know where I am

Would you rather eat a cheeseburger or steak?

Cheese burger

Cinema or 3d cinema?

cinema, I hate those 3d glasses

Would you rather have a pet sloth or pet baby seal (that comes with a cottage along the Irish sea)?

Pet sloth.  Less noisy.

Zombie apocalypse weapon choice:  Baseball bat with a nail in it or half brick in a sock?

Baseball bat less of a chance of it ripping and hitting me in the face.

Would you rather kick butt or chew bubble gum?

Kick butt

Would you rather eat a watermelon or two kiwis?

considering that I an anaphylactic allergy to kiwi... 

be apathetic or a perfectionist?

apathetic

Would you rather be a negative nancy or a debbie downer?

Nancy drew, but debbie did dallas...

Debbie.

Would you rather be Tori Amos' piano or her piano stool?

Piano

Live a year without any way of telling time (clock, calendar, etc) or a year with constant awareness of the time down to the second?

Life without timepieces is wonderful! I've gone weeks without one before. You become much more aware of environmental (non-contrived) markers of the passage of time, such as the movements of the sun and shadows and the activity of animals.

Would you rather be a blue supergiant or a red dwarf?