Ugh, my aunt got me a skirt and shirt for my birthday once with carrots and onions embroidered all over it, it was hideous!

what do you do to pretend you're busy when you're at work on slow days?

Clean/rearrange my closet/office.


Why does my shoulder ache?

Because, you don't have the cuddle bed! http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

Are humans descendants from aliens?

Some.  Mainly lawyers.

Luxury comedy or mighty boosh?