I start first.
this is not mine, i found this on some website but i like it. i would make mine later.

"Every time someone tells me "but you look so good as a male" i die a little inside"

what's yours?

Every time we walk in a room people go  especially if your hot!

Lol that's funny.. not in my case though..they'll just stare..

Remember girls, the only way to find out if someone truly sees you as a woman is if they're balls angry at you and the first insult they hurl is "bitch". Take this as an incentive to be as insanely annoying to people as you can. ^.^

Oh, so romantic! I can't wait for my first "Bitch". I might by them dinner!

lol I was at work last week and my supervisor comes up to where I'm working and he's like "You better work bitch" and I'm like "I am working" then he's like "you're not a bitch, those are just lyrics from Brittney Spears' new song". My supervisor acts a little crazy sometimes.

When I first came out to my mom she tried to tell me I shouldn't transition because there aren't enough good men in the world as it is. She's super supportive now though.

It was a girl who gave me my first bitch! I was telling her what I wanted to do to her and she told me i'm delusional if I think anything would happen between us. So I asked why? She replied that you're a bitch so i told her she was a bitch! Then she told me a real man would never call a woman a bitch so I said well i'm not a real man bitch, then she goes I know your on the short end of the stick. She was very rude!

I have two to share: (NOTE: I am pre hormones, awaiting diagnosis. I CANT WAIT  )

Quote from: Alisha on October 04, 2013, 01:01:06 AM

"Every time someone tells me "but you look so good as a male" i die a little inside"

My mum loves to use this one and other comes from dad and its:

"You will stand out like dogs balls" this one hurts the most I think.

What is the appropriate come back to your date raising his drink and asking "What should we toast?  I just smiled, a bit tipsy, and say 'Bottoms Up Sweety!' "