Cucumber. I make cucumber salads all the time, and they're delicious!
Would you rather waste time, or have time waste you?

waste time- I've been doing that ever since I graduated college.

Would you rather eat a cupcake or eat an orange?

Cupcake, I like the flavour of orange, but don't like the texture of an actual orange.
Would you rather go skydiving or scuba diving?

skydiving

Would you rather be a ice skater or a skateboarder?

Ice skater
In a jazz band, would you rather play piano, or play a saxophone?

SAXAPHONE!

Would you rather go out to eat or stay at home and eat?

Go out, I can only make pasta and sauces
Would you rather fly or drive on a long trip?

probably fly since I can't drive

Would you rather eat steak or shrimp?

steak

Would you rather have more power and more responsibility or less power and less responsibility?

less power and less responsibility

would you rather be sleep or awake?

Right now..... sleep!

Would you rather be without internet connection for a whole week or not shower for a whole week?

not shower for a whole week.  My shower head has been broken for years so I'm used to to that.  I just take baths.

Would you rather die making love for die in a war?

Die in a war (if it was for a good cause)

Would you rather jump into a pool full of spaghetti or a pool full of jello?

I would have picked war too

Pool of jelly definately!  That would be so fun!

Would you rather get brain freeze but a quick stomach cramp that's over in 5 seconds?

Brain freeze, because I am likely eating yummy ice cream

Would you rather climb a mountain or go cave diving?

Cave diving

Would you rather drink nothing but orange juice for the rest of your life or water?

Water. It's basically all I drink anyways, and growing up next to a citrus processing plant has spoiled orange juice for me. *vomits into the sunset*


Would you rather sit front row at next season Paris fashion week

Or

Would you rather get to go to every new gallery opening at MOMA for the next year?

Sit from row for the Paras fashion week

Would you rather go to see a low-grade wrestling event or an amatuer boxing event?

Quote from: Malachite on October 15, 2013, 12:32:30 AM
Sit from row for the Paras fashion week

Would you rather go to see a low-grade wrestling event or an amatuer boxing event?

Amateur boxing! Perhaps the purest of all sporting contests.

Would you rather work a job you love for subsistence wages or a job you detest for money you could live on comfortably?

Probably the second one because I like money.

Would you rather have a salad or an egg roll?