Okay, this is an introduction of sorts.
1. I like most firm cheeses, but not the ones that are too soft and stinky
2. I enjoy traveling, especially by tramp steamers
3. I am a naturist at heart and often swim in the nude
4. I wish to invent and patent a way to make prosthetic toes
5. When I sneeze, I can keep my eyes open
6. My birthdate, written DDMMYY is a prime number.
7. In deep meditative trances, I believe I levitate, because when I awaken, I have the sensation of falling
8. I was once asked to join a traveling circus
9. Exotic pets, like snakes and tarantulas, are my passion, but too many of them have gotten away
10. My great ambition in life is to sit in a tree, cut off the soles of my shoes, and learn to play the flute.