Is it wrong when some folks remind me of my neighbor's stupid little dog that mindlessly barks at everyone and everything?

Should I call PETA and report myself for imagining to set up an NFL regulation goal post in the back yard area to practice kicking field goals with my various neighbor's annoying dogs? They are about the right size

Have you ever wondered if you've watch too many David Letterman shows and it has caused an effect on your already somewhat odd sense of humour?

Is it wrong if one of my neighbor's grandaughters reminds me of the 'Bride of Chucky' movie?

What does Bob Barker have to do with it? Hmmmm  Probably nothing, he was a game show host

I'm thinking that VM may be having a meltdown and that apartment life is unsuitable for her. R U OK Hon?

Just venting a bit in my somewhat odd humour way

Hugs

Quote from: Shantel on November 22, 2013, 02:19:15 PM
I'm thinking that VM may be having a meltdown and that apartment life is unsuitable for her. R U OK Hon?

I think the inner Clint Eastwood is making an appearance.

My mother complains about lawn mowers and leaf blowers. Of course the neighbors who use them don't get any favorable treatment either. I wonder if those goal posts would work for yard apparatus?

I think your foot would hurt REALLY bad. I'd use them for my annoying cats.

Quote from: PaleDragoness on November 22, 2013, 03:05:13 PM
I think your foot would hurt REALLY bad. I'd use them for my annoying cats.

IDK, those things used for batting practice could throw more than baseballs at high speed. Just need a little modification.

Quote from: LordKAT on November 22, 2013, 03:51:46 PM
IDK, those things used for batting practice could throw more than baseballs at high speed. Just need a little modification.

.....PULL!! -swoosh.....MEEEOOOOooooowwwww-

Quote from: big head horsey-face aka marsh monster aka Jaime aka JRD on November 22, 2013, 03:48:34 PM
I'm still really missing my little barky furry tailed rat dog. Coming home is totally anti-climatic now.

Oops, sorry 

Hugs

Quote from: big head horsey-face aka marsh monster aka Jaime aka JRD on November 22, 2013, 03:48:34 PM
I'm still really missing my little barky furry tailed rat dog. Coming home is totally anti-climatic now.

Feeling bad for you Jaime girl, big hugs!

The people in this thread are making me not want to be a nurse anymore. -.-" lol

Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on November 22, 2013, 06:40:57 PM
The people in this thread are making me not want to be a nurse anymore. -.-" lol

How so?

I hate my home life.

Off to work again. When will my mother think I have earned some privacy, as in prefer to have a knock on the bedroom or bathroom door, not just walk in whenever she wants.  I really do not want to be here and don't know if I can last the whole winter.

Quote from: LordKAT on November 22, 2013, 08:29:27 PM
Off to work again. When will my mother think I have earned some privacy, as in prefer to have a knock on the bedroom or bathroom door, not just walk in whenever she wants.  I really do not want to be here and don't know if I can last the whole winter.

Sorry Ken, you'll have to have that little talk with her. Obviously people need to set boundaries and others need to be agreeable, even moms.

Quote from: PaleDragoness on November 22, 2013, 08:15:38 PM
How so?

Quote from: Shaina on November 21, 2013, 11:13:32 PM
Nursing-from what I understand-is an incredibly difficult career

Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 21, 2013, 11:43:03 PM
Nurses, especially ER nurses, sometimes deal with drunks and get stabbed.

o.O

I am thinking about one of my co-workers. . . she always slices a banana in half and leaves the uneaten half on the counter in the kitchen all day. It's really disgusting and attracts flies. Later on (or even the next day!) she'll go and eat the other half. It seems really disgusting. We have a refrigerator, why not use it? I had to throw part of her banana out which was there since Thursday after she left tonight because it'd be disgusting Monday morning.

Looking at pictures of ancient Pompeii. . you can actually see people's bodies all covered in the lava or whatever it is now. It's almost like looking into someone's tomb. I wonder what they were thinking right before they died (well. . . probably "omg!!"). It's kinda sad, even though they've been dead for a really long time.

Quote from: LearnedHand on November 22, 2013, 09:55:58 PM
Looking at pictures of ancient Pompeii. . you can actually see people's bodies all covered in the lava or whatever it is now. It's almost like looking into someone's tomb. I wonder what they were thinking right before they died (well. . . probably "omg!!"). It's kinda sad, even though they've been dead for a really long time.

Some of them are doggies and women giving birth.

The next eruption from that volcano is about due, I saw it on a documentary.

Quote from: Cindy on November 22, 2013, 06:40:20 AM
Ha! a suicide bomber on a bike wearing a bikini and holding her boobies is no threat!

<digs into a cave under the rock>

Some one here has a very creative imagination....