Although I was not asked this directly it was asked about me and I was told about it by a friend.

A woman who lives in the home went up to a friend of mine and asked her "Where did I get my boobs from?" When I was told this, I just burst into laughter. My friend answered "From a bottle of pills." Which is correct and she really didn't want to go into to much detail.

What are some of the questions that you were asked or had asked about you that made you laugh?

Someone asked me if I went to "some kind of class" to learn to talk and act like a woman.

When I came out to my mom, she asked me how long I'd been "living the lifestyle". 

I had a class mate/friend ask me how I would get a uh.. >> well considering it's the "correct term" he asked me how I'd get a penis. That was sort of an awkward moment for both of us lol

I once chatted with a guy from norway.
Now my norwegian isn't very good and usunally I end up writting a strange mix of danish and norwegian words.

the guy asked me about the bottom surgery and I explained him something about Metoidioplasty that it may be abit small. the norwegian word for small is "lite" and the danish is "lille" so I end up writting "lilla" which means purple, I didn't notice before the guy replyed. "wow thats cool, like a smurf penis?"

Quote from: Natkat on November 30, 2013, 02:07:30 PM
"wow thats cool, like a smurf penis?"

Too funny! 

"Which toilet are you going to use in public places?" by my mother, in 1990. Who then seemed genuinely shocked when I told her I'd used the lady's numerous time.

"What kind of woman do you think you'll be?" by my well meaning doctor earlier this year. I suppose it's kind of valid but also pretty out there!

Quote from: Ms Grace on November 30, 2013, 04:18:25 PM
"What kind of woman do you think you'll be?" by my well meaning doctor earlier this year. I suppose it's kind of valid but also pretty out there!

Doctors come up with the best ones!

"Wouldn't it be nice if your wife was transgender too, then it would just work out?" said/asked my GP. It kind of threw me... I said yeah, I guess... I was thinking more along the lines of: it'd be nice if she were bi.

Quote from: Natkat on November 30, 2013, 02:07:30 PM
"wow thats cool, like a smurf penis?"

That made my day

Quote from: Natkat on November 30, 2013, 02:07:30 PM
I once chatted with a guy from norway.
Now my norwegian isn't very good and usunally I end up writting a strange mix of danish and norwegian words.

the guy asked me about the bottom surgery and I explained him something about Metoidioplasty that it may be abit small. the norwegian word for small is "lite" and the danish is "lille" so I end up writting "lilla" which means purple, I didn't notice before the guy replyed. "wow thats cool, like a smurf penis?"

That's probably the funniest thing ive ever read lol. Well as far as for me the one thing that threw me for a loop was when a friend of mine asked me if I was still going to be gay after the transition. Then we had an argument about whether gay would mean still being attracted to girls or not.

This was from a good friend who meant well, so bless her heart, but she said "do you tie your boobs down?"

Nothing specific... but I just came ootc to a guy I know on facebook chat... he was apparently busy, only after asking me a few normal questions. I got a generic "I'll have more awkward questions and words of support later." lol (Made me happy... lots of tension relief in that one sentence).

Quote from: caleb. on November 30, 2013, 10:26:55 PM
This was from a good friend who meant well, so bless her heart, but she said "do you tie your boobs down?"

Do you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Ok... this guy is totally awesome. Once, I've met him once. His big awkward question... "how do you feel about shaving?"

I answered as one would... getting laser, shaving the rest...

He was only talking about the facial hair! Wondering if I shave, because when he met me I had it (less than a month ago, btw). I'm a few whiskeys in... but I'm in hysterics now over it. Yeah... unfortunately I shave and it looks like I haven't. I'll have to show him the patches, next time we get together!

I know I've said before, but I think it fits. I find it funny anyway.
My mom asked me if I only want to be a guy because I think it will somehow give me power I wouldn't have otherwise. Well, as least she was aware that I like power, but I did have to ask if she had met me.

The first question my very shocked mother asked was, "Do I have to join some damned group over this?  We don't join groups."

Other fun ones from random idiots (paraphrased):

"Are those like implants or what?"
"Why on Earth would you just cut it off?"
"Why didn't you just go to a shrink instead?"
"Why not just be gay?" (From a gay guy who just couldn't wrap his head around trans issues!)

Quote from: Jill F on December 02, 2013, 09:07:00 PM
The first question my very shocked mother asked was, "Do I have to join some damned group over this?  We don't join groups."

That's priceless!

"Like a smurf penis?" that dude...LOL

"Living the life style" haha!

Sister after coming out: "Do you have dresses?"
No.
Brother"Skirts?"
No.

lol love them, but I just think it's funny that people think all trans women wear the most feminine things imaginable. Or if people automatically think you own oodles of sexy time clothes. Grrrrr Not that there's anything wrong with those though.

When the girls started to show up I got asked "So is this a serious thing"? 

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on December 03, 2013, 03:36:13 AM
When the girls started to show up I got asked "So is this a serious thing"? 

I would have had to answer, "No, it's rather quite silly." *facepalm*

Quote from: kabit on December 01, 2013, 06:18:24 AM
Do you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

lmao. When she asked that question, I actually thought of Harry Potter how they had to tie the beaters down and if you untied them they'd just fly everywhere haphazardly.

Mum: Does that mean you watch videos?
Me: 
Mum: You know. Videos
Me: What? 
Mum: You know. Sexy videos.
Me: Omg.

Because cis people don't ever watch porn!