Quote from: Joe. on December 03, 2013, 06:40:33 PM
Mum: Does that mean you watch videos?
Me: 
Mum: You know. Videos
Me: What? 
Mum: You know. Sexy videos.
Me: Omg.

Because cis people don't ever watch porn!

LOL!
I would tell anyone who asks that I do the porn significantly less than ever before in my adult life.

When I came out to my dad, we had this exchange:

Dad: so, you're seeing a shrink about this?
Me: yes
Dad: and you're shrink is sure that you're not just gay?
Me: this isn't about who you're interested in; it's about who you are. Besides, I like girls.
Dad: so you're sure you aren't gay.
Me: well, technically, I suppose I'm a lesbian.
Dad: oh, so now you're telling me you are gay. I thought your shrink assured you you weren't gay.

Abbott & Costello...

A fellow classmate once asked if it hurt.  I assumed she meant the surgery.  I said not really.

So, what are you going to do with "it" now?

We can imagine a ton of fun answers!!!

Quote from: Tessa James on December 08, 2013, 01:47:27 PM
So, what are you going to do with "it" now?

We can imagine a ton of fun answers!!!

Boil it, mash it, put it in a stew.

LOL, stuff it and use it later for fun, keep it on a leash so I can walk the dogs together...

Oh and of course; "trade it for a vagina"

Quote from: EstroGwynne on December 08, 2013, 01:22:45 PM
When I came out to my dad, we had this exchange:

Dad: so, you're seeing a shrink about this?
Me: yes
Dad: and you're shrink is sure that you're not just gay?
Me: this isn't about who you're interested in; it's about who you are. Besides, I like girls.
Dad: so you're sure you aren't gay.
Me: well, technically, I suppose I'm a lesbian.
Dad: oh, so now you're telling me you are gay. I thought your shrink assured you you weren't gay.

Abbott & Costello...

I just couldn't stop laughing at this one. Sorry. . Really hilarious. ..

Quote from: ssneha23 on December 08, 2013, 10:25:24 PM
I just couldn't stop laughing at this one. Sorry. . Really hilarious. ..

There's no need to apologize. As infuriating as it was, it also struck me as hilarious.

Quote from: EstroGwynne on December 08, 2013, 01:22:45 PM
When I came out to my dad, we had this exchange:

Dad: so, you're seeing a shrink about this?
Me: yes
Dad: and you're shrink is sure that you're not just gay?
Me: this isn't about who you're interested in; it's about who you are. Besides, I like girls.
Dad: so you're sure you aren't gay.
Me: well, technically, I suppose I'm a lesbian.
Dad: oh, so now you're telling me you are gay. I thought your shrink assured you you weren't gay.

Abbott & Costello...

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. It would have defiantly come up through my nose. LMBO

Quote from: Tessa James on December 08, 2013, 01:47:27 PM
So, what are you going to do with "it" now?

We can imagine a ton of fun answers!!!

I see a new book on the shelves in the future, Gary Larson style.  "101 Uses For a ......"  {ahem}  *blush*   

Seriously, a trans* person should do that, profits'll pay for transition & then some...

Great idea Valerie,

We have some seriously excellent writers contributing to Susan's and a bit of humor can be a nice break from the heavy obsession thing??

Cartoons anyone?

"If you don't get [bottom surgery], are you going to be like a castrated man?"
"What I currently have doesn't disappear just because I haven't had surgery."

I was talking to my sister-in-law about having an Orchiectomy in the near future. She asked me if I was sure as that is so final. I told her if I was unsure I would have stopped taking hormones a long time ago.

Bethany Dawn do you mean to say that guys can't just "grow a pair"?  I hope I heard that one for the last time 

Quote from: Tessa James on December 12, 2013, 04:04:06 PM
Bethany Dawn do you mean to say that guys can't just "grow a pair"?  I hope I heard that one for the last time 

LOL Tessa  when we were told to "Grow a pair" We did, just not what they were refering to.
I love my pair of boobies 

Quote from: Bethany Dawn on December 12, 2013, 05:01:32 PM
LOL Tessa  when we were told to "Grow a pair" We did, just not what they were refering to.
I love my pair of boobies 

Wait. You mean that isn't what that expression refers to? 

Quote from: EstroGwynne on December 12, 2013, 05:25:22 PM
Wait. You mean that isn't what that expression refers to? 

You can grow the other pair?? The guys on this site will be damned happy!!

I recall that those who have told me to "grow a pair" thought it had something to do with being a man in boot camp or some sport thing where guys run into each other on purpose and don't cry.

It seems they felt it would also work much better if they yelled it loudly in my ears.

Thanks for the laughs girls.  I do truly enjoy growing a pair of boobs