That awkward moment when you're bending over looking at the goodies in the display case at Starbucks and catch the barista checking out the braless muffins under your scoop-neck top. 

Quote from: Cindy on December 20, 2013, 02:29:07 AM
Next time I will have it covered in fur!!!!!!!

And in your dreams KAT man!!!!

Sigh, yup in my dreams. I'd make a good living fur seat.

...you realize that you are probably the grinch in kat guise.

That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and see Adele, just rolling in the deep! Tee-Hee!

That awkward moment when you knock your growing chest against something and you sort of enjoy it in a painful kind of way.

Quote from: Jenny07 on December 22, 2013, 03:55:48 AM
That awkward moment when you knock your growing chest against something and you sort of enjoy it in a painful kind of way.

Which reminds me of that awkward moment when you tweak your aching nipples during a staff meeting. 

That awkward moment you accidentally set the alarm off in your used car, while you're in it in a crowded parking lot and have NO idea how to turn it off, let alone that you had an alarm to begin with!! (true story XD)

...you're enjoying a crumpet with cream cheese for breakfast and you suddenly taste mold. 

Quote from: Constance on December 30, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
...you're enjoying a crumpet with cream cheese for breakfast and you suddenly taste mold. 

That awkward moment when you realise you're the only "guy" in Bath and Body Works.
I really have to remember to act male when presenting as male.

Quote from: Constance on December 30, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
...you're enjoying a crumpet with cream cheese for breakfast and you suddenly taste mold. 

That reminded me of one time when I was out at my dad's house. This was before my mom moved back in there so sometime's food was...questionable. I was eating a blueberry muffin and I had eaten about half of it. I turned the muffin around to start on the other side of it and it had all kinds of multi-colored mold on it. I damn near vomited right there in the kitchen.

Quote from: Laura Squirrel on December 31, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
That reminded me of one time when I was out at my dad's house. This was before my mom moved back in there so sometime's food was...questionable. I was eating a blueberry muffin and I had eaten about half of it. I turned the muffin around to start on the other side of it and it had all kinds of multi-colored mold on it. I damn near vomited right there in the kitchen.

The thing is, I didn't see any mold. I sure could taste it though.

That awkward habit I've developed of grabbing my chest when I rush down stairs so that things don't bounce and ache.

That moment in public first starting out, get cocky and pull something extremely manly! 

Quote from: Constance on December 31, 2013, 04:52:23 PM
The thing is, I didn't see any mold. I sure could taste it though.

I didn't taste any mold. That is why it was such a shock once I turned the muffin around.

That awkward moment when...Amelia isn't there to BAN me anymore!

Quote from: Shaina on December 31, 2013, 10:16:27 PM
That awkward moment when...Amelia isn't there to BAN me anymore!

That is indeed an awkward moment....

That awkward moment when the BANNED thread gets real. 

Chill in the air tonight.

Quote from: Gwynne on December 31, 2013, 10:55:22 PM
That awkward moment when the BANNED thread gets real. 

Family, did I miss something important? I'm sorry if I did and offended anyone. 

you are fine Jessica.