Hmm, seeing it's someone birthday shortly, I find myself thinking what sort of evil I could do. 
We all know and love this person.
Perhaps organise all the emergency services to visit at once? Yes you know who it is.

Any assistance would be appreciated, novel and creative ideas preferred and encouraged.

Evil Jen

Remember no names please as it's going to be a surprise birthday.

Would a Do-it-to-yourself branding iron kit be an appropriate gift? 

A whip selection catalog with a gift card attached?

Here's one idea

How about a thread party!

Just make sure there are bouncers to keep the mops away from the windows.

Male stripper-gram?   

We do that, the bouncers might have to watch for the boyfriend.

Wish I knew who you were talking about, she sounds familiar but.........................

Quiet everybody, Cindy is here.

Oh OK I'll go away if I am unwanted

Quote from: Cindy on December 30, 2013, 11:36:06 PM
Oh OK I'll go away if I am unwanted

Of course you are wanted.        Now what to talk about..........not presents......



Do you need any snow?

No it's OK,; I'm going to elope with my mop

Quote from: Cindy on December 30, 2013, 11:47:44 PM
No it's OK,; I'm going to elope with my mop

That is one way to take care of melted snow.



Knock knock

If we pool our resources, maybe we could spring for this. Think she'd like it? 

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/south-molle-island

Quote from: Cindy on December 30, 2013, 11:47:44 PM
No it's OK,; I'm going to elope with my mop

That peeper?!

Island para dice, who wouldn't?

Only if it has room for my friends!

Quote from: Ms Grace on December 30, 2013, 10:56:04 PM
Male stripper-gram?   

Here you go Grace