Quote from: LordKAT on December 31, 2013, 11:19:21 PM
you are fine Jessica.

Yes, she is. Sorry to startle you, Jessica. *hug*

I am OK now. It just hit me out of the blue. I had no idea. 

That awkward moment when.....

your cell phone rings and you get all excited when you think it could be your girlfriend, but in it's actually someone else.

Quote from: Malachite on January 01, 2014, 10:24:21 PM
That awkward moment when.....

your cell phone rings and you get all excited when you think it could be your girlfriend, but in it's actually someone else.

EWW! That is a little awkward. And the winner is.....Malachite!

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 01, 2014, 10:26:20 PM
EWW! That is a little awkward. And the winner is.....Malachite!

It happened again, this time it was my father. bleh!

When you keep hitting the Go Up button and you are already at the top! 

when you get on the elevator after hitting the up instead of down arrow. You get on and the door closes, all good. then punch 1 first floor. The elevator thinks you went up first, reopens the door and some one just looks at you  and wonders why you didn't get off.

Quote from: LordKAT on January 02, 2014, 04:35:46 AM
The elevator thinks you went up first, reopens the door and some one just looks at you 

I think it is because no one expected a large rather hungry looking KAT there! *giggle*

...you try to be a peacemaker but are either completely ineffectual or actually make things worse.

You lift your dress up to your waist to pull your tights up in the middle of a store, and then remember that you're not wearing a shirt and pants XD

(it was in the store I manage and no one was in there but my employee, but whoa, I was like WTF am I doing???  lol XD )

you're watching The Bachelor with your mom and then point out that the bachelor is a douchebag for screwing the 'slutty, too-forward woman' you love to hate and then acting like he's embarrassed and regrets it. My god, I've been reading too much feminist lit.

Quote from: FA on February 03, 2014, 09:46:54 PM
you're watching The Bachelor with your mom and then point out that the bachelor is a douchebag for screwing the 'slutty, too-forward woman' you love to hate and then acting like he's embarrassed and regrets it. My god, I've been reading too much feminist lit.

No you're cool! The Bachelor is such an insipid production on every level anyway, if you're going to watch that show you might as well read Cosmo and find out 31 new ways a women can float her man's boat. Sheesh! It's all such rubbish though isn't it? No wonder you got pissed watching that show! 

I get my hair cut at a salon and the gal styles me said she was ready for me earlier than I had expected. I said, "Gee I was hoping to have time to catch up on Cosmo!" All the women turned and laughed, they know that stuff is moronic crap and they thought it was just such a riot that I was even considering reading it.

That awkward moment when a guy on a dating site messages you and he's younger than both of your kids.

The awkward moment when your phone rings when you are with friends, and you say as a joke "Yay I have friends" And pick up to only say "Hi dad" to keep the joke up only to find out it really was your dad calling.

That awkward horrifying moment when you're looking at someone's profile on OKCupid and think, "He looks too young for me," and then you notice that he's 40 years old and you're only 4 years older than he is.

I'm too young to be this old.