Joe has a thread of 'How to ask a girl out'

Nicole posted a nice line that worked on her for a date which set me thinking. What has worked?

I'll post one.

I was working out in the gym and struggling to load a machine with weights, (arms have gone, legs are good)

A guy came over and loaded my weights, after I finished the reps he unloaded the machine for me.

He then said, 'You need dinner after all of that, I'll be at XXX at 7.30 to buy you dinner'

I was there.

Come on, any other good pick ups?

I find the best lines take a little brain use. I've had a few really bad ones, sometimes I'll finish them for them.

The one I posted was this "The best way I've been asked out I was out one night, lining up for a drink, this guy, not that hot, but funny & sort of cute started talking to me he somehow found our the drink I was planing to order, thou not that hard to know. Anyway I went to order and he pushed in. I thought you rude prick. He got his drinks, gave me a drink, said here's my number, you know owe me a date. "

Some of my friends are very quick witted, as much as us girls love a hot body, if a guy can make me laugh within the first 30 seconds they're half way there.

The best pickup line I ever heard anyone use was uttered by a friend of mine back in college.

He was with a group of friends at the college bar one evening.  A lengthy & very boring debate over the fine details of something not very important began between a few oversized egos.  When he had got more than a bit fed up with this, he turned to the girl sitting net to him & randomly asked:

"So.  How would feel about a night of mad, passionate sex ?"

The last time I met him was 6 years later.  They were still together.

(His thick, County Down accent may have helped - think of a softer version of Billy Connolly's accent.)

Quote from: TessaMarie on January 10, 2014, 07:17:44 AM
The best pickup line I ever heard anyone use was uttered by a friend of mine back in college.

He was with a group of friends at the college bar one evening.  A lenghty & very boring debate over the fine details of something not very important began between a few oversized egos.  When he had got more than a bit fed up with this, he turned to the girl sitting net to him & randomly asked:

"So.  How would feel about a night of mad, passionate sex ?"

The last time I met him was 6 years later.  They were still together.

(His thick, County Down accent may have helped - think of a softer version of Billy Connolly's accent.)

Ahhh the irish

"I'll do a one handed cartwheel" and followed through.