Quote from: Jenny07 on January 11, 2014, 02:30:39 AM
Been out all day what did eye miss?

Oh nothing

Thanks for keeping the Captains Chair warm meat bags.

Why my big unveiling!! 

the force is not with you young one.... 

Sheala, I seduce you to the Neutral side!

im undecided on that maybe........ i dont know.

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BACK TO YOU, SHEALA!

*takes a sip of slurm lite* the weather to day on asteroid beta clear with an afternoon chance or metior showers over the southern hemisphere. Remember if the rocks afollin don't come holorin.

NEXT UP:

An all new episode of All My Circuits:

Calculon's presumed dead exgirlfriend Coilette comes to visit AND she gave birth to his daughter. Hilarity ensues as Calculon tries to hide this from his family.

AND at 8PM tune in for a very special episode of "All Glory To The Hypnotoad" starring Hypnotoad and special guest star Morbo the Annihilator

Wow your good. I don't have any more. Could be the exsostion as well though....

SOYLENT COLA

On a hilltop in New Italy
We assembled young people
From all over the galaxy
To bring you this message
From Soylent-Cola Bottlers
All over the galaxy
It's the real thing - Soylent Coke.
And they sang...

I'd like to buy the galaxy a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and space bees
And snow white turtle doves.

Chorus:
I'd like to teach the galaxy to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the galaxy a Soylent Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

(Repeat chorus)
I'd like to teach the galaxy to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the galaxy a Soylent Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing

Chorus 2:
What Rumbledy-Hump wants today
Soylent-Cola (background)
Is the real thing

(Repeat chorus 2)
What Amazonia wants today
Soylent-Cola (background)
Is the real thing

I'd like to teach the galaxy to sing
Sing with me (background)
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the galaxy a Soylent Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing

(Repeat chorus)
I'd like to teach the galaxy to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the galaxy a SoylentCoke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

(Chorus 2)
What New New York wants today
Soylent-Cola (background)
Is the real thing

(Repeat chorus 2)
What all the people want today
Soylent-Cola (background)
Is the real thing



Note: taste may vary from person to person.

Todays on "Curb Your Transition". A story about the financial industry and what happens when a loan application is made for GRS. Watch the hilarity of financial managers and the staff who sterilize the place when you leave. 

Fighting The Frizzies At 11

Quote from: Zóôt Threepwood, Mighty Pirate (TM) on January 11, 2014, 08:05:55 AM
Fighting The Frizzies At 11

Now we are at war with Frizzalia also? Oh, the madness of it all!

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 11, 2014, 08:20:44 AM
Now we are at war with Frizzalia also? Oh, the madness of it all!

we've always been at war with Frizzalia and we have always been allied with Eurasia.

Hail Oceania!

as for our following program:



then a repeat of the new episode of "All My Circuits"

then a classic episode of "The Scary Door"

News at 10:50 and finally fighting the frizzies at 11

Tune in tomorrow for the opening ceremony of the Robolympics!

Quote from: Zóôt Threepwood, Mighty Pirate (TM) on January 11, 2014, 08:34:00 AM
we've always been at war with Frizzalia and we have always been allied with Eurasia.
Hail Oceania!

Silly, that was LAST week, duh, even weeks only!*giggle* Zoot, Ministry of Truth line one!

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 11, 2014, 08:43:27 AM
Silly, that was LAST week, duh, even weeks only!*giggle* Zoot, Ministry of Truth line one!

ungoodthinker!

Miniluv, line one for you, future unperson!  The Thinkpol is on its way.

zzzzz

Quote from: Malachite on January 11, 2014, 08:53:22 AM
zzzzz

resistance?

Vaporisation it is!

Quote from: Zóôt Threepwood, Mighty Pirate (TM) on January 11, 2014, 08:49:26 AMThe Thinkpol is on its way.

Darn Telescreens! Say one little thing against Newspeak and here they come, ARGH!

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 11, 2014, 09:00:28 AM
Darn Telescreens! Say one little thing against Newspeak and here they come, ARGH!

Do you love the big brother now?

Quote from: Zóôt Threepwood, Mighty Pirate (TM) on January 11, 2014, 09:07:25 AM
Do you love the big brother now?

Only you Baby! Watch this topic for me a while. I need to go to the Ministry of Plenty for some Jessica chow!