it's the only way to go.
In fact,
didn't Queen once do a song about bhhfmms?
Oh yeah it was:
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that swampy light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
oh horsefaced monsters
You make the rockin' world go round
Get on your horses and ride
No offense intended, just some joking.
To answer your question, why wouldn't i date a "big headed horsey-face"?
Besides, you're not a "big headed horsey-face".
You're an impostor.
Because you're beautiful, so stop referring to yourself as one.