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Would you rather:

A: Eat month-old moldy bread?

or

B: Eat two week old tuna fish?

A. Eat month-old moldy bread. 

Would you rather:

A.  Read a Playboy Magazine

or

B. Read a Gameinformer (video games) magazine 

Not even a real question, Game Informer totally!

Would you rather

A) Be Cool & Popular but unfufilled

or

B) Be hated but happy enough

Be cool and popular but unfulfilled

Would you rather:

A. Be morbidly obese, but happy

or

B. Be fit but miserable

Fit but Miserable (or in my case Skinny)

Would you rather

A) Be a Gangster

or

B) Be Poor but "Honest"

Be a gangster- I always wanted a mafia suit and hat

Would you rather:

A. Be extremely rich

or

B. Be extremely poor

A for me please. It would help fulfil my philanthropic wishes.

Would you rather

A. Work a 4 hour day but never finish the workload

Of

B. Work an 8 hour day and finish the workload

Tough one, I'll pick A

Would you rather

A) Be a simple musciian at a local bar.

or

B) Be a super famous muscian that get's hounded by the paparazzi with your life story on the internet/papers.

Again I'd have to go for B. Notoriety would help fulfil my philanthropic dreams.

Would you rather

A. Teach a foreign language

Or

B. Learn a foreign language

Teach a foreign language (Australian )

Bride

or

Bridesmaid?

Silly question. Both A and B. I'll be the bride at my wedding and the bridesmaid at yours. We seriously need to go shopping, Sista!!!!   .  .   But in the spirit of the thread, A please.

Would you rather

A. Be a meat eater

Or

B. A vegetarian. 

A meat eater!

Would you rather:

A. Have an American be the leader of the Aussie Mafia

OR

B. Have the Aussie Mafia be disbanded all together. 

A of course!

Do you want to be branded by the Aussie mafia

or

Dipped into boiling oil?

    well if push comes to shove I'll go for an A. The Mafia MUST live.  .     (We'll brand you later  )

Would you rather

A.  Be the curator of the most plushest gardens

Or

B. Curator of an Art Museum.

B Curator of an Art Museum!

Would you rather:

A.  Be a security guard

or

B. Work as a cashier

I think I'll go with A, be a security guard, already worked as a cashier and I think it would be fun to try something new.

Would you rather:

A. Be Lindsay Lohan

or

B. Be Achmed, the dead terrorist (A Jeff Dunham puppet)

Be Lindsay Lohan

Would you rather

A) Have a Tiger

or

B) Have a snake

Have a tiger.

Would you rather:

A.  Have a milkshake

or

B. Have a smoothie

Have a Milkshade

Would you rather

A)Be Bored

or

B) Be Worried

Be bored

Would you rather:

A. Be asleep

or

B. Be awake