Ok so it's not trans related in any way, but idk lol....let's have a little fun for once. What's the funniest quote you have heard or read recently and who is it from?

Mine are, "I have been practicing my math recently 4X4 equals offroad" and "Preacher lady is sayin no alcohol, politicians are sayin no guns, while I'm over here drunk as hell shootin sh*t"

Both are by Earl Dibbles JR.

"57 states"

Oh dear, here we go again. Let me google that for you.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/57states.asp

A doctor sees a students mom and looks at her like she's hot
Doctor friend says," your going to hit that aren't you sir?"
His response," like a big rig with no breaks"

Bob kelso . Scrubs interns 

Quote from: Victoria Mitchell on February 10, 2014, 01:25:15 PM
Oh dear, here we go again. Let me google that for you.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/57states.asp

Yeah, same video.  He said what he said.  Obviously he meant to say "47 states," but he was confused.  That's why it is funny.

Not a recent quote, but my favorite.

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