Cool beans >

I sees I annoy people with my threads. Muhahahaha *gets stompy boots on and dances*
Here's my 10:
1. People who don't worship me. I need to feed my ego some how.
2. People who don't think I'm cool. Ah, that's okay, I'll just send my mafia after you and break your kneecaps until you do.
3. People who don't want to hear about my sex life. Just because you never get laid, it doesn't mean that I should keep silent and make you jealous.
4. People who aren't jealous of me. You're delusional if you think your better than me, you should be jealous. I command it!
5. People who don't obey me. Merry Christmas, you get a new pair of cement shoes! Let's go swimming, shall we?
6. People who don't agree with me. You can live with one eye, can't you? And one hand?
7. People who don't like my annoying topics. Bye, bye kneecaps!
8. People who annoy me and don't kill themselves. It would be much better, here's a noose, try it on for size.
9. People who don't see me as the most beautiful girl that they've ever seen in their entire life. Congrats, you'll never see again, I hear human eyes make a delicious treat. It could be the last meal you ever taste, but not see.
10. People who are stupid enough not to realize that this is me being weird, as usual. And actually take my list seriously.
11. People who color inside the lines, follow rules, and do as they are told. I don't. Why make 10 rules when I can make 11. >

--Satanlie, urm, I mean Natalie.