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Started by Jill F, January 30, 2014, 09:24:06 PM

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Sephirah

#20
March 05, 2014, 09:55:16 PM
Randomice - The abnormally wintry weather one Sunday in the middle of Summer.
Splatula - The kitchen utensil used for annihilating spiders.
Militent - The Armed Forces brand of choice for outdoor survival equipment.
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jill F

#21
March 06, 2014, 07:16:32 PM
Quote from: Sephirah on March 05, 2014, 09:55:16 PM
Splatula - The kitchen utensil used for annihilating spiders.

My wife and I are still snickering.  OMG do we hate spiders!

Mustrash- what you get on your upper lip after electrolysis
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Jill F

#22
March 07, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
Freebass- what you get when you have an endorsement deal or an uncle that didn't learn to play it. 
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Sephirah

#23
March 08, 2014, 08:31:35 PM
Snarkolepsy - Suffering from spontaneous and uncontrollable outbursts of sarcasm.
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jill F

#24
March 09, 2014, 12:38:18 AM
Borderlime- one that is almost too rotten to squeeze into a margarita.
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Jill F

#25
March 09, 2014, 10:40:24 PM
Doofi- plural of doofus.
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Jill F

#26
March 10, 2014, 09:42:43 PM
Fishues- when you realize the piece you have is full of tiny bones.
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Jill F

#27
March 12, 2014, 08:14:56 PM
Ad homonym- a logical fallacy in which a person is attacked with a bad pun.
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Jill F

#28
March 12, 2014, 11:19:48 PM
Tater crater- the well in your mashed potatoes where the gravy goes.

Mmmm... graaavy...

OK, it's official.  I'm fungry.

Fungry- F***ing hungry.
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Jill F

#29
March 13, 2014, 04:15:53 PM
Cashtrated-  When you have spent all your money on an orchiectomy.
Ingnoranus- When you are both stupid and an a*hole.
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Jill F

#30
March 13, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Assquatch- Someone who has too much butt hair.
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Jill F

#31
March 13, 2014, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: Jill F on March 13, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Assquatch- Someone who has too much butt hair.

See "hairriere"?

Snarkophagus- what they will undoubtedly bury me in.
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Sephirah

#32
March 13, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Jill F on March 13, 2014, 05:58:58 PM
See "hairriere"?

Lol, either that or "Mustush"
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jill F

#33
March 13, 2014, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Sephirah on March 13, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
Lol, either that or "Mustush"

Comme on dit en Francais, je snicker.
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Jill F

#34
March 13, 2014, 07:31:42 PM
Rocktopus- someone who can play several instruments at the same time.
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Sephirah

#35
March 13, 2014, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: Jill F on March 13, 2014, 07:31:42 PM
Rocktopus- someone who can play several instruments at the same time.

And has been spotted in the ocean doing the backing music for the mysterious keening, sorrowful cry of the Blue Wail. Before a ship, armed with lots of Britney Spears comes along and kills the poor thing for its blubbering.
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jill F

#36
March 14, 2014, 07:57:11 PM
Assket- Those tissue thingies they have in public restrooms so your butt doesn't have to touch the icky seat.
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Eva Marie

#37
March 14, 2014, 09:45:56 PM

Quote from: Jill F on March 14, 2014, 07:57:11 PM
Assket- Those tissue thingies they have in public restrooms so your butt doesn't have to touch the icky seat.

"A## gasket" ?
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Jill F

#38
March 16, 2014, 02:55:19 PM
Disemvowel- What you do to words to fit them on your vanity license plate.
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Jill F

#39
March 18, 2014, 03:37:06 PM
Scrotisserie- (OK, Jill, settle down...)
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