Quote from: V M on April 01, 2014, 09:40:06 PM
I actually had a somewhat erotic dream, doesn't happen very often so I'm still basking in the glow of it 

So you're not telling huh? 

That I was in the future and that the world had gone and blown itself up. There was barely anyone living and it was chaos.

Quote from: 930310 on April 03, 2014, 03:47:01 AM
That I was in the future and that the world had gone and blown itself up. There was barely anyone living and it was chaos.

I think a lot of people the world over are having that same dream lately when one considers all that goes on around the globe and is available in the 24 hour news cycle it's no wonder!

I dreamed that I was thinking about when I was in high schol and took up a space class and traveled the galaxy (because apparently I did that?) and I was on the ship showering with a couple of guys and I was checking out this other guy's behind. Afterwards, I reached down and noticed I had a penis (though on the skinnier side) which was awesome.  I was uncircumcised so I tucked the glans in.  Then I strutted out of the shower and put my clothes on.  Next thing I know, the rocket is going down and there are only a limited amount of space suits to escape and the girl and guy next to me got the last two.  I knew that I wasn't going to survive space without a space suit, so I tried to search for one, but they were all gone.  I was preparing for my fate whn the space ship stopped and the door opene, we had landed on some snowy, wooded territory.  Next thing I know I'm in an Algebra 2 class that I'm failing.

The main thing I remember in this dream was that there was a small hippo in a lake and then Cole Macgrath went in the water to electrocute and kill the hippo.  I got out of the way and made sure not to touch the water.  The hippo was electrocuted so much that parts of it split open.  I felt so bad for it. 

I was living in an old house and the other people there were making fun of me for being trans so I started singing 'Head Like A Hole' by Nine Inch Nails and carrying a cat around then went back into the bathroom to finish putting my makeup on

I robbed a scummy drug dealer of his takings,bought some leather pants and a low cut top and had electric blue false nails put on in a nail bar.I still had plenty money left so I hired a Limo to take me to a lap dance bar,had a fight,got drunk and hooked up with a guy and his wife for a threesome.If only my real life was as exciting!

 I was in my house and I heard a a faint yelling down the street so went I took a there was an adult studio in front of my house and people were shooting a porno with a couple of men recieving oral sex.  I opened the door and the producer started to come towards me and when he got close, I put him in a headlock for fear of my life.  After I deemed he wasn't as big as a threat, I let him go and he went back to filming.  One of the girls was coming towards me then.  She was naked and all soaped up and she proceeded to rub herself against me.  I couldn't help but to enjoy the contact, but I felt real guilty about it.  The next day, the producer was handing out a magazine with photos of the adult nature.  There were no warning signs on the outside of the magazine as it didn't look adult in nature, but my favorite pastor had gotten a copy and he was yelling about the filfth that was inside.  I wondered if they had taken my picture and put it in there, but I hoped not.

I had a dream about my workplace. The owner of the place sold the business and a new person took over. The new owner was a real hard-ass and totally strict. My schedule was changed: instead of having only 2 days of starting early, all my days at work now would start at 7am. All my little "benefits" ( extra meals, breaks, coming in late everyday  , etc,) that i take were gonna be lost. Instead of it being a " I can do anything and get away with almost anything" type job, it was gonna become like a REAL job, with crappy pay still..... And it scared the crap outta me. I'm still in school and busy with that and having to work even a few more hours a week was a big no-no for me and the fact that it was gonna become like a REAL job scared me even worse. I've wanted a new, halfway, at least, decent job forever now but haven't ever searched or attempted to for some reasons yet. I'm scared about that because I'm afraid I'll fail at it because I always take shortcuts and am always late now to work and meeting new people and learning a new job is terrifying to me. Oh and I always argue and complain to my boss and co-workers and am sometimes inappropriate with my language. So ya, I was gonna give him a weeks notice then quit b/c of everything going on with my life atm and all that other jazz.

That turned out to be kinda like a rant oops sorry..

P.S. Malachite do you have weird dreams everynight?!! dang lol

Lo now that I think about it, I kind of do.....



I took a nap and had two dreams.  In the first dream, my sister and I were laying in my bed and she told me that she's expected the Mexican drug cartel to come here any minute to sell her some lims (because apparently that's been big down in Mexico or someplace lately)  The guycam and slipped th limes through the open part in my wndow wher my air conditioner was at and sh brought 50 limes for $50 and said that was a good deal and I implied that it's not too bad.


In th next dream, I was at this FtM retreat where a bunch of guys came to play sports and go water rafting, etc.  Somehow I got there, but registration was the previous day and security said that I had to leave because I wasn't registered.  I asked was it cheaper taking the taxi or the bus home and I think he said bus.  When I was walking out, I saw my old spanish teacher leaving with who I assumed was her sister.  The security guard took me to this woman guard (who looked like my old 7th grade english teacherm, but had a different voice and asked her if she was staying and she replied no because she had to leave.  At that point I decided it was time to wake up.

I was having a pretty mild pee anxiety dream. This time I sat down to pee which I do sometimes, and a guy who I was dating (I'm not dating anyone) sat down in the toilet as well and we were both peeing. We shouldn't have fit. We were in the men's locker-room, I think. Another guy told me I was having a pee anxiety dream but I didn't believe him and told him to prove it to me. So he grabbed the edge of the toilet and pulled it about four feet across the floor with me and my beau still on it. Obviously that wouldn't have worked with a toilet IRL so I stopped peeing and realized I needed to wake up so I could pee 4 rlz.

Jared Padalecki or Sam Winchester was there. I don't know which. I asked him to show me the way out of the dream so I could wake up so I could go pee 4 rlz. He seemed glad to help and ran down the hall really fast. I followed and woke up shortly after and dragged myself out of bed to pee (sitting down, of course). OMG, I was so tired. Went right back to bed but didn't manage to go back to sleep so I finally just got up and it was still early.

I dreamt I wad in my grandparents' old home. They've both passed away now and I haven't been in that place for 12 years now. In the dream I kept thinking "this must be a dream, they don't live here now" but I kept being pulled back into walking around the house. Some furniture was blocking doors which I had to move to go into other rooms. Possibly the weirdest feature of the dream was that there was a pond in the back yard with two hippos in it!!! WTF??

Quote from: Malachite on April 06, 2014, 09:51:03 AM
The main thing I remember in this dream was that there was a small hippo in a lake and then Cole Macgrath went in the water to electrocute and kill the hippo.  I got out of the way and made sure not to touch the water.  The hippo was electrocuted so much that parts of it split open.  I felt so bad for it. 

OMG!!!

Quote from: dalebert on April 10, 2014, 05:14:47 PM
I was having a pretty mild pee anxiety dream.

I hate those! Fortunately they don't result in peeing the bed - a bit of a miracle sometimes!!

I dreamt I was out shopping about to have a seizure. 

Turned out the seizure part was actually happening. Why couldn't it be the shopping part free clothes

Quote from: Ms Grace on April 10, 2014, 06:13:39 PM
OMG!!!

Yeah it was horrible.  :/

Quote from: Ms Grace on April 10, 2014, 06:13:39 PM
I hate those! Fortunately they don't result in peeing the bed - a bit of a miracle sometimes!!

Me neither. I can't recall ever peeing my bed even as a child. But I have pee anxiety dreams on a semi-regular basis. Usually I'm peeing and it seems like it just keeps going and I can't get satisfied but sometimes I pee, finish, and feel fine. Then I wake up and I haven't done anything. Usually that's when I don't have to pee that badly.

In the most interesting dream, I was watching a pastor on Youtube preaching, and then all o a suddnen, a "Let's Play" pops up on the screen of what seems to be a 90's PC version of Resident Evil 5, but the formatting was that of Wolfenstein 3D (with a loop of part of one of the boss battle songs playing).  This this particular part, Chris had to run away from Albert Wesker and while he was running through the halls, he had to collect I.D. cards and keys to gain entrance through doors.  He had the ability to jump through windows in order to take a shortcut so Albert wouldn't catch up him as fast.  Albert had the ability to jump through the windows too.  Well the pastor was complaining about how the game was too easy.  That part looked somewhat easy, but it was nerve-wrecking to see him runnnig through the halls to avoid Albert.  Albert caught up to him one time and struck him, but Chris ran off. Eventually, there were some black barrels with a skull on them so his player jump on them, lit them on fire, and escaped before they all blew up with Albert Wesker left behind.  In other words, Chris "escaped" the castle.  After that a Youtube user's name showed up randomly on the screen by the name of "HotSpotGirl76" (I have NO clue that username even exists).  After that, the title of the gam showed up and it said "Resident Evil 5 Wolfenstein 3D: They Must See This".  I thought the game was so cool and wanted to buy it for my GBA. 

In another dream, I dreamed that I threw out a cake and a sandwich out to some critters so they can eat it.  My mom and father were on the porch when I decided to do that.  Well an hour went by and it didn't seem like any critters were coming to get it and some girls were over so I decided to retrieve the cake and feed it to them.  When I went back outside, I noticed that fingers were dug into the cake and some red tint was around it.  I figured my mom and dad had dug into cake (though I had no clue where the red stuf had came from), but I took the cake and fed it to the girls anyway.  They said it was a bit dry, but for the most part, they enjoyed it.  I went back outto get my sandwich that I threw on the ground an hour earlier and took a bite out of it and it was delicious.....more delicious than it was when I originally had it.  However, right when I did that a bunch of kittens started to come out of the bushes and sniff around because they smelled the meat from the sandwich.  I started to feel bad because I was eating the food that I had laid out for them so I threw the rest of the sandwich back and eased on back into my house so I wouldn't scare them.

Somewhere in between dream one and dream two, I saw a cartoon photo online of this woman who looked liked the red head from "Who framed Roger Rabbit" and she was in a sexual position with a hand coming from the side that was having fun time with her genitals that appeared to be male.  I was strangely mesmorized by that, but then one of th comments below the picture said that the picture itself was of the occult so that threw me for a loop and somewhat broke me from the mesmorization of it, just to try and figure out how that comment made any sense.

I dreamt that Gandalf and another character were in Storybrooke and Gandalf was teaching the other one to drive. Then they went to a building and got attacked by weeping angels.

I dreamt that I was a pupil at Hogwarts and that magic was real. Strange dream...

Quote from: 930310 on April 12, 2014, 12:00:46 PM
I dreamt that I was a pupil at Hogwarts and that magic was real. Strange dream...

I want that dream.

I dreamt I had registered for courses at a university in Montreal next year despite not having registered at such a university and not having any plan on how to get there or what would happen with my son.

I liked that dream and it's unfortunate that I can't remember much more than that. Maybe writing a dream journal will help me. I've tried before but I've given up just one week or so in.