Penish- phallic

Mis-steak - when they try to pass off eye of round as a filet mignon.

Doofix - a female doofus

Ridickulous- what I feel like without pants

This came to me in a dream last night. In the dream someone referred to me as being like "Ben Hur", I immediately responded that actually I was "Ben H-E-R".

I love my subconscious!

Flabbergasted- when you suddenly realize how much weight you've recently gained.

Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

FA, this one's for you.  Not original, but hey...

Discarb- when you toss the extra box of rice in your Chinese food order

Guitarchaeologist- someone who likes to dig up vintage guitars

Largesse- the thingy on Superman's chest

Gashole- the part of your car you put the fuel nozzle in

Quote from: Jill F on April 20, 2014, 10:12:22 PM
Guitarchaeologist- someone who likes to dig up vintage guitars

What would you call someone that digs up vintage effects boxes?

Quote from: Laura Squirrel on April 26, 2014, 07:41:53 PM
What would you call someone that digs up vintage effects boxes?

Cashstrated.

Quote from: Jill F on April 26, 2014, 07:43:30 PM
Cashstrated.

Depends on the deal.

Threek- a 3 pronged fork

Manopause- when shark week finally ends for good.

After cleaning the fridge and finding a container from like 2 weeks ago-

Guacamoldy

Quote from: Jill F on April 30, 2014, 06:55:43 PM
After cleaning the fridge and finding a container from like 2 weeks ago-

Guacamoldy

barf out! gag me with a spoon! that's like grody, grody to the max!

For the MTF crowd-

Testorturone

For the FTM crowd-

Depresstrogen

From my wife tonight-

Jillassery