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Started by ErinWDK, April 26, 2014, 10:49:44 AM

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ErinWDK

April 26, 2014, 10:49:44 AM
I went and bought a new umbrella to go with Erin's fashion palette.  This is white with spring pastel polka dots.  It is a Totes umbrella - I have others and have used them forever.  Since this is new it has all the latest features - notably a Warning Label!

CAUTION!

* To avoid injury ALWAYS point umbrella away from self or others.
* Faiure to CLICK when resetting could result in injury.
* Always follow instructions.

So, our society has become so litiguous that the most mundane objects need to come with warnings.  I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or get sick to my stomach.

Is it even possible to hurt yourself with an umbrella?

The curve balls life throws at us...


Erin
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FalseHybridPrincess

#1
April 26, 2014, 10:52:42 AM
Even my shampoo has instructions on how to use

it says
put some in your head and use water or somethin...

I lol'ed
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HoneyStrums

#2
May 11, 2014, 03:16:22 AM
You Shuld luagh.

I Mean ALWAYS Follow instructions

As the last instruction. So  it tells you what to do. Then tell you to do what it tells you to do like your not reading a WARNING notice.

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Felix

#3
May 11, 2014, 03:21:50 AM
I have a mildly retarded child who follows those instructions to the letter. If she's the only kind of person they benefit that's good enough for them to exist, but I do lol at them plenty. Food packaging is especially goofy when it warns you that it gets hot when you cook it. :laugh:
everybody's house is haunted
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Cindy

#4
May 11, 2014, 03:37:29 AM
My hairdryer states:

Do not use in the shower

Mmmm
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HoneyStrums

#5
May 11, 2014, 03:58:08 AM
Quote from: Cindy on May 11, 2014, 03:37:29 AM
My hairdryer states:

Do not use in the shower

Mmmm

OMG giggles
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@Diana

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May 11, 2014, 04:47:06 AM
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Jenny07

#7
May 11, 2014, 05:01:31 AM
Now this one is for me. ;)



And I mean it



So long and thanks for all the fish
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LordKAT

#8
May 11, 2014, 08:44:34 AM
Quote from: Jenny07 on May 11, 2014, 05:01:31 AM
Now this one is for me. ;)



And I mean it

I want this, in multiple sizes and some with sticker stuff attached, and chains....
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Dee Marshall

#9
May 11, 2014, 10:19:30 AM
I followed the instructions on the shampoo bottle "wash, rinse, repeat" and now I'm out of shampoo.
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

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HoneyStrums

#10
May 11, 2014, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Dee Marshall on May 11, 2014, 10:19:30 AM
I followed the instructions on the shampoo bottle "wash, rinse, repeat" and now I'm out of shampoo.

LM Bottom Off
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Jenny07

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May 12, 2014, 06:25:52 AM
So long and thanks for all the fish
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ErinWDK

#12
May 12, 2014, 07:26:45 AM
Quote from: Cindy on May 11, 2014, 03:37:29 AM
My hairdryer states:

Do not use in the shower

Mmmm

This one is clearly the winner!
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