Quote from: Shantel on May 06, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
Don't worry Diana you know it was only me....

Quote from: @Diana on May 06, 2014, 08:01:41 PM

LAMO! 

Rats. I hate rats.

Last week I dreamed I was in a limousine with three men intent upon killing me. The one in charge said they were going to poison me and I could either drink it in a can if soda or they would pour it down my throat. He said if I cooperated I would at least be comfortable but it would happen either way. He then asked one of the others for a can of Sprite. I saw one near me and gave it to him myself.

I'm pretty sure I know what it means. I associate Sprite with Sunday afternoons at my father's social club and I haven't had it since he died. It was, as you might imagine, a very manly place. I think my dream was telling me that I was complicit in "murdering" my real self because it was easier. I hope I can really revive her. Sometimes it feels hopeless.

Hey Dee, that's some dream. You may be right about the meaning of it though,very intuitive!

Quote from: Shantel on May 12, 2014, 11:58:45 AM
Hey Dee, that's some dream. You may be right about the meaning of it though,very intuitive!

I'm pretty sure I am because every time I read back over what I wrote I tear up.

Most likely due to rewatching The Joker Blogs, I had a dream about the Joker and Harley. For some reason, the Joker acted more like D (aside from the killing people thing). He even wore the same facial expressions. I spent most of the dream hanging out with Harley as we both tried to be important to the Joker. She was gorgeous, fun, and I really liked her. People kept assuming we were together. They also kept assuming I was female and, for some reason, I didn't really mind. I wonder why that is.

I remember lying in bed and feeling like I had way overslept and it was time to get up. I guess the sun's rising earlier now and that's why. I need to start going to bed earlier if I want to sleep better. So I dragged myself up but I was really stressed by my mind felt so foggy, like I couldn't remember where I was or who I was with. I felt someone in bed with me, another man, but it was probably my cat.

I tried to clear my mind and realized I was in my own apt but I was seeing some unfamiliar things like a 2nd printer in an unusual place and I tried to understand it. I figured my roommate (he moved out about a year ago) had bought one. I actually wondered if I was dreaming at this point but it all seemed so real. I even went up to the new printer and put my hands on either side of it seeing if it felt real. I lightly hit it with both hands. Then patted the table. It all felt real. I stood back and looked everything over suspiciously.

Then the coffee maker was overflowing. My roommate had a habit of putting too much water in it or something. I was trying to think what to do--turn it off, unplug it, something, without burning or shocking myself and then *POP*--it vanished before my eyes. My jaw dropped. I was of course dreaming but it all just didn't feel like what I was used to as I have lucid dreams frequently. It just felt so real. Then I moved something with my mind and that confirmed it.

I opened a door and there were about four other people there including a guy my age and an older man and older woman. They looked at me knowingly like we were all lucid dreaming together. They informed me that one of the guys was going to run a D&D game inside lucid dreams. I admitted that was a great idea, at least until virtual reality simulations had advanced quite a bit more. I demonstrated some of my cool dreams powers I'd developed over the years of lucid dreaming. I moved objects deftly, transformed some broken fixtures and furniture so they were like new, and even made a portal in the wall to somewhere else. Behind the portal was an ocean scene. That one took a bit longer and more effort.

Then I asked where we were going to have the games. My mind was trying to connect all the dots now. They said it would be over the Internet. The idea is the DM would use a sort of hypnosis to put us all in a dream-like state and we would each experience the game world in our own respective dreams while speaking back and forth over chat. It's a bit silly considering that we were all supposedly sharing the same dream world without the Internet right at that moment. I found myself feeling very skeptical that this hypnosis thing would work and that we'd be able to maintain a dream state while still talking to each other over the Net.

I have forgotten a bit about the dream I had last night but this is what I remember:

I had reconnected with the love my of life, a girl I had only ever met online while playing video games. She lives half a world away from me now. Anyways, somehow we were together in person, I don't remember if it was at her place or at mine, for some reason my brother was there with me as well. I don't think we were together as a couple but more as friends in my dream. Then it gets foggy again, I should've wrote this down right after I woke up from it...At the end of it, we promised each other that we would never lose touch again and that we'd always be there for each other, no matter what.

It was a good dream, but I was quite sad afterwards. I wish that it came true, that it was real and not just a dream. She was my world for a very long time and I would've given any thing back then to be with her. Real life intervened of her, and has she started getting her ->-bleeped-<- together, we grew farther and farther apart until she stopped replying to me entirely just this last year.

i think my brain wants to tell me to take more care of myself.

in the middle of my dream, i had some sort of argument about me just not giving a damn about myself, looked at myself and there was long flowing hair that i hadn't noticed before in that dream. I guess i really have to take better care of myself, but right now i'm just waiting for normal life to come back.

Ok a weird dream from last night...

Anyways, I was at my old house for sort of a get together type thing idk, the place I have lived at for 30 years and sold 2 months ago, with my brother and the guy who bought the house. I had to pee and for some reason, in the middle of the day, I decided to pee off the back porch...Now my yard was about and acre and there is a big wall behind my house but still could be easily seen doing that. Anyways, my brother comes into the backyard while I'm peeing so I try to hide the fact that I am peeing and to hide IT because I don't want anybody to see it, hence why I hate urinals. He walks up the porch and goes to the other side and begins peeing as well, like wtf?!?!

Later on, we are inside the house and it starts getting dark outside because of a storm. I look up to check the sky, while inside my house, somehow I could see the sky staring up thru the roof....The sky is swirling and I tell my brother hey come here it looks pretty bad outside. Then the tornado siren goes off! Right after it starts to go off, I could see a tornado lowering itself from the sky, right by my house! I call my brother again and we run into my parents room and flip the mattress over and sorta cover ourselves with it and the blankets to protect ourselves. For some reason I knew that it was an ef4 tornado which is pretty strong. I can feel the winds blowing at my face and the tornado proceeds to go over the whole length of the house.

Afterwards, we got out from under the mattress and sheets to look at the damage and it wasn't even that bad really, the house was mostly intact and still standing...Then the new homeowner makes his appearance in the home and I tell him, hey at least you can use some insurance money to fix this place up properly now...

i dreamt i was soaring through the ocean with clear sea shelled wings. it was peaceful than i woke up xD where did that dream go

I dreamed that I was in Spencers looking at this Pikachu hat with the ears.  The price was $19.99.  I thought about getting it, but I was also thinking about my top surgery fund.  A part of me said to enjoy life a little and spend money on things you like from time to time, but I decided against that.  That hat was way overpriced in my opinion, and it looked ugly when I put it on.  After I left the store I saw Tony Hawk, Bam Margera, and some other pro skateborders.  They grabbed their skateboards and went across the street to Skatetopia to nail a gap that was only done by a handful of people.  A skateboard appeared in my arms, so I grabbed it and jogged with them to there, knowing that I couldn't skateboard.  One girl looked at me and asked why was I jogging with them (she must have knew that I couldn't s.b.)  I pointed at them and yelled something along the lines of "BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL LIKE THEY ARE!"

At zero dark thirty I awoke from a dream that I was having that was hilarious and was giggling uncontrollably.

She woke up next to me and said, What's so funny?"

Then I couldn't help myself and started laughing uncontrollably "Waaaaa Haha Woo-Hoo!" 

She starts laughing "hahaha"  and my laughter becomes hysterically funny "Waaaaaaaa Haaaaaaa-Haaaa!" 
until I can hardly breathe.

She's going nuts laughing and asks me, "What's so funny?" And I say, "I dunno but it's just a riot!"

Then we're both going Wahahahahaha!  Until she can hardly breathe.

I get up and get some kleenex so we can dry our eyes and I blow my nose and [BREeeeeeeeep!] a fart comes out!

Then we start in again Waaaaaahahahah!

Then I reach over and accidentally pat her \:/ and she says, "Ooooh you are being sooooo naughty!"

So she accidentally gives me an elbow in the ( . )( . ) "Owch.....sheesh!"

Then I go  "Roll over and go back to sleep!"

For the life of me I have no idea what the dream was about or what was so funny!

I knew how to rollerskate and I used them to get to work.

Quote from: Julia (Apple-Whatever) on May 26, 2014, 01:49:19 PM
I knew how to rollerskate and I used them to get to work.

Just remember that you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

I was having a lucid dream and Jensen Ackles was there. I once said my subconcious mind is not interested in getting me laid because I never had wet dreams. At most I have damp dreams and this became one of those. I made out with Jensen. It was brief but it was pretty nice.

The last dream I remember is making love to a transwoman who was post-op. She was waiting for waiting for me laying on a gynecology seat.  This lady obviously had to be my wife in the dream, otherwise, I wouldn't have made love to her.  Well, her "equipment" was new so I tried to be gentle with her (I actually had a penis). It lasted under 5 minutes and when she got up, she turned into this cis girl I know and she was pulling on my arm, begging for more, but I was mortified that I was actually making love to this strange girl instead.

Yesterday morning I dreamt that my sister and I were trapped in a large apartment building together, and while I don't remember clearly details I do remember me trying to get her to accept me as her sister with us arguing. At one point the building started flooding like it were sinking into the ocean or something, and I was trying to save my sister. We kept running from room to room, running up stairs, closing doors, trying to outrun the water, but it was no use, it just kept getting deeper and soon we'd drown as we hit a dead end, no other way out. I don't remember anything else about it.

I have dreams about my sister once in a great while, and I know why, because she never accepted me as I am and still it bothers me even though I try not to think about it, its still deep down there inside.

Humans were extremely closely related to a kind of small mammal that looked kind of like a cat-like weasel. So closely related that if two heterozygote cat-like weasels mated, there was a slight chance their pup would be human.