Kid went to school for the first time in at least a month, first non-day-treatment school in probably a year. She didn't hit anybody, didn't get hit, didn't leave or try to leave the campus, seems to have had a great day and even got to dig in the garden. We went to one of those conveyor belt sushi places to celebrate.
Lol she asked the chef about his potted plants and his answer was to point at his head and say "I don't know. I'm addled in the brain." Whether or not that's true or relevant to his ability to demonstrate knowledge of indoor foliage, it seemed a really elegantly foolproof way to end the conversation and was hard not to giggle at.