Does anyone know where I can rent some sheep to cut my lawn

OK So it's not a major deal but it has become annoying as this is now going on six weeks now. (Wavy lines,flash back to the end of April) I go back to the shed and try to start the old riding lawn mower. You guessed it's dead. Talked to a friend who knows how to fix this type of stuff and he's going to come out and try to fix it. Anyways he keeps getting tied up and is unable to come out to look at it. (The mower being ten years old it's not worth taking it in any more) After a month of this,finally decide to get a new one.
This is now two weeks ago Saturday. (In the mean time the grass is getting fairly tall and looking a bit on the wild side.) I wanted a grass catcher which they didn't have it in stock and it was suppose to be in on Monday. (Not a biggie as it was going to rain till sometime Monday) WELLLLL the grass did NOT come in on Monday or Tuesday but it finally came on Weds and they finally delivered it. So far so good. Start using it on Weds. (Very,very slow going as the grass is not almost 2 feet tall) It took me over 2 hours to mow the front.
Last week Thursday I figured would try to get as much done on the back as I could. (We have a 3 1/3 acre piece of property) Just barely got started and you guessed it. The mower stops dead and won't move. (The motor is running but it just will not move) Houston I think we have a problem. Get off the mower and look underneath it and I see the drive belts have come off the gears,I also see a part that kind of looks like a plastic fan,HMM that part was NOT on the ground before. This part might be important for the mower to run. Anyways call the place where we got it. They would be out later in the afternoon to look at it,but if I could try to move it to the driveway. (UMMM Guys the mower is way in the back) Try as hard as I could I couldn't get it to budge an inch. They finally come out and get it started and moving (One of the guys replaced the belts) Turns out the mower can not be run very long without that part that looks like a fan. Turned out to be the transmission fan. (Great have the mower less then 24 hours and now it's has to go to the shop)
As of today,a bit over a week later they still haven't gotten the part,the grass is so tall the resident woodchuck can stick her cute little black nose out of the grass like a periscope and all you see is the tip of her little black nose and the very top of her head. And when she moves you see the grass waving around,can't see her but you know she's there. (Cute little critter)
At the rate it's going I might just be able to get the lawn mowed by labor day.