How about a haiku thread?

Miss_Bungle1991 · June 05, 2014, 11:21:59 PM

I got the idea from Sandy

A porcupine lives
In a meadow that is green
With a gentle heart

Michaela Whimsy · June 06, 2014, 12:08:12 AM

Her gentle heart born
From the abundant bosom
Of the fertile field

Jill F · June 06, 2014, 02:14:36 AM

Week old burrito
I need to throw you out now
I don't want to barf.

Jill F · June 06, 2014, 04:27:16 PM

Big ugly spider
You must die a heinous death
Splat! Now you are gone.

Jill F · June 06, 2014, 05:35:03 PM

Where did my cash go?
I had plenty yesterday,
Now it's effing gone.

Jill F · June 06, 2014, 07:11:29 PM

This thread should be fun.
Where the hell is everyone?
You all make Jill sad.

EmoAlice · June 06, 2014, 07:28:39 PM

uncomfortably
individualistic
abomination

EmoAlice · June 06, 2014, 07:39:06 PM

scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
crunched and strengths, have only one each
iouea, four.

Kova V · June 06, 2014, 09:16:10 PM

Quote from: CandiceSkirvin on June 06, 2014, 07:48:42 PM
I don't understand
the customs of your people,
but I do love you.

First, stand on one foot.
After that, you have to hop.
It's customary

Kova V · June 06, 2014, 09:34:47 PM

Quote from: CandiceSkirvin on June 06, 2014, 09:23:58 PM
If I were to hop
my breasts would likely kill me.
No bra strong enough.

oh? hmm... okay.....
pat head while rubbing tummy?
this is a custom...

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