For over a week, there was a red racerback workout shirt on the bed, my wife thot it was mine and would not touch it, I thought it was hers and it was not mine to touch. During an argument, my wife said, she was not allowing me to dress in the house. I told her I wasnt. she said, then why is your top on the bed, I left it there for you. I said it is not mine, and that I was doing my own laundry so I would not upset my family. She insisted that it was mine, hollering ensued.. I knew it was not mine. I hollered for our 22yr old daughter to come upstairs, wife asked if the top was hers, daughter said no, it was my wife's. She said she never owned it, daughter said she took from her drawer months ago, just never returned it til now..
Cue smug look from me... :p
Oh, and like Jill, my wife and I are the same sizes, tho my waist is an inch smaller 😉
