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The only time that I wish I had controlled myself better was when I walked in the room and the transvestite was in there. To see that... if I had been drinking milk, it would've came straight out my nose.


Well, that was a pretty rough transvestite.

I mean, it was just like, I don't even know transvestites that dress their faces up to look like Chinese doll masks. You know, it was like, "What are you doing?" And then she goes, "I don't see anything funny," and I said, "Have you looked at your face?"