Just sent a completely random email to my older asian friend-girl (she's about 50'ish).
She knows I'm doing "something" to become younger and to soften up my looks which has been undeniably noticeable lately. She's a Buddhist and thinks any unnatural manipulation of your body is similar to genetically modified foods. (She's an organic wholefoods nut)
She's not quite onto my transitioning and doesn't really believe these kinds of things are possible. But I am dropping "funny" hints. Like so:
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To: Her
Subject: OMG my breaSTS are GeTTng so painFUL and ITCHY lately!
Don't want To BUMP into THE DOORS!!!!
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From: Her
Subject: Re: OMG my breaSTS are GeTTng so painFUL and ITCHY lately!
YOU are playing with a BOMB!!!
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To: Her
Subject: Re: OMG my breaSTS are GeTTng so painFUL and ITCHY lately!
DID YEW KNEOW, THAT IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE, TO GO THROUGH PUBERTY - A 2ND TIME?


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From: Her
Subject: Re: OMG my breaSTS are GeTTng so painFUL and ITCHY lately!
hope you will know why if you die from something someday!
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To: Her
Subject: OMG my breaSTS are GeTTng so painFUL and ITCHY lately!
That's funny, I will probably live longer than the other version of ME.
Nyah!
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Well. She never replied.

At least it's out there.