Did you know that, back at the farm, this GOAT in the MOAT who scored a GOAL plays Nanny to a very promising young FOAL who so far has managed to constantly FOIL without FAIL any human attempt to tame him? But really is it FAIR? For the two of them together form a very mean PAIR.

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Maebh

The PAIR in the LAIR were  brushing their HAIR when one said HAIL, we have some MAIL.  So he took a PAIL and slid down the RAIL, forgeting the NAIL that tore his TAIL.  Saying hi to GAIL who was in JAIL, he gave her a VAIL, heard her WAIL, and decided to WAIT.  He wanted to fish but he had no BAIT so off he went at a very fast GAIT. 

Quote from: jsavage on September 09, 2007, 03:10:21 AM
The PAIR in the LAIR were  brushing their HAIR when one said HAIL, we have some MAIL.  So he took a PAIL and slid down the RAIL, forgeting the NAIL that tore his TAIL.  Saying hi to GAIL who was in JAIL, he gave her a VAIL, heard her WAIL, and decided to WAIT.  He wanted to fish but he had no BAIT so off he went at a very fast GAIT. 

 Whaoo...15! 

Indeed he pushed himself to the limit at a very fast GAIT as he was an adepte of the old adage: that all GAIN must come with some PAIN.

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Maebh

Quote from: jsavage on September 09, 2007, 03:10:21 AM
The PAIR in the LAIR were  brushing their HAIR when one said HAIL, we have some MAIL.  So he took a PAIL and slid down the RAIL, forgeting the NAIL that tore his TAIL.  Saying hi to GAIL who was in JAIL, he gave her a VAIL, heard her WAIL, and decided to WAIT.  He wanted to fish but he had no BAIT so off he went at a very fast GAIT. 

Wow good one jsavage 

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Indeed he pushed himself to the limit at a very fast GAIT as he was an adepte of the old adage: that all GAIN must come with some PAIN.

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Maebh

That's right, No PAIN No GAIN!  I think to myself, does that sound VAIN as I stand in the RAIN and watch the RAID that the MAID SAID was safe.

Quote from: Jaiden on September 09, 2007, 10:35:28 AM

That's right, No PAIN No GAIN!  I think to myself, does that sound VAIN as I stand in the RAIN and watch the RAID that the MAID SAID was safe.

What ever she SAID, startled, she dropped of full tray of fresh eggs that the hens had just LAID. So we had LARD for breakfast. Understandly the LORD wasn't too pleased so he had her tied-up at the end of a CORD to dangle over the FORD crying "FORE" to all who have to pay a hefty FARE if they DARE to cross with undue CARE on horse or MARE. I haste to add that she never was a MATE of mine, and her FATE doesnt RATE high on my mind. In verity, I HATE KATE (her name) since she was once LATE for a DATE at the GATE.



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Maebh

What I SAID was I PAID for it. The MAID must have LAID it over there in the LAIR. Now we are back to brushing our HAIR..........

But wait, have some NAIR for your leggs, you NAIF. Carefull you don't end up a WAIF or moving to TAIF. Having dinner on a TAIN can be hard as learning TAIS but if you do you'll be on the DAIS for sure. The PAIS are your friends as are your best PAIR of shoes. Go to the FAIR, watch out for a VAIR, keep off the WAIR, and don't let them WAID you down. Relax, run free, go fishing and catch a NAID. Don't worry, there won't be a RAID.  End of of what I SAID!

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But wait, have some NAIR for your leggs, you NAIF.

Haha cute jsavage. You two are funny with your stories. 

But what I'm wondering Maebh is why a DATE at the GATE? I mean is this a place to SATE your MATE? I knew a guy NATE, I think was his NAME who would consider these actions to be a bit LAME.

SAME with you jsavage... NAIR in your HAIR? Would you consider this SAFE and SANE? I'd rather use SAND in the palm of my HAND or you think this might be a bit too HARD?

HARD? Not at all but go to the YARD to write a CARD to a friend who eats too much LARD. Now my LORD says be kind with a WORD that will help not destroy. Take the FORD into town, have some FOOD that is GOOD, hang out in the HOOD. Be in a better MOOD!

Well I took your advice and went the YARD and sent that CARD, however the CORD got in my way and I screamed OH LORD! My balance was LORN and my ACL TORN and everyone sat laughing as I looked like a TOON. I screamed TOOT TOOT and wiped off the SOOT grabbed a tissue and blew out my SNOT. Oops hand me another, I missed a SPOT. 

So you missed a SPOT. Just try to SPIT on it.

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Maebh

Quote from: Maebh on September 21, 2007, 09:28:04 PM
So you missed a SPOT. Just try to SPIT on it.

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Maebh

I thought we lost you Maebh  Welcome back!! Games been pretty quiet without you here.   

Shall I SPIN while I SPIT?

But the real question is: can you SPIN the whole SPAN of it?

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Maebh

Of course I can do the entire SPAN, ask STAN. 

Ask STAN? Then he'll think he is a STAR!

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Maebh

STAN will never be a STAR with that big SCAR.

How do you know it's a SCAR? Maybe it's just a SCAB

Well, if it's just a SCAB, perhaps it will SCAT....

That SCAR won't SCAT it is the main part of a devilish SCAM.

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Maebh

....but I found out too late the SCAM was a SHAM.

Scam... SHAM... this is starting to look like SPAM!!!