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For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia

Started by Cindy, July 05, 2014, 02:57:03 AM

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Sandy

Whew!  And I thought it would be something scary!

Oz has always been on my bucket list.  Even if this is something I would find:


After all I've been through there ain't a dingo, bunyip, or drop bear that would mess with me.

Besides, I might hold them down and do their hair...

-Sandy
Out of the darkness, into the light.
Following my bliss.
I am complete...
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kelly_aus

Quote from: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 04:10:25 AM
Still can't find anyone prepared to admit they voted for him at the last election... :-\

That's coz no one actually did.. Crazy preferential voting system..

An old friend of mine, a die-hard liberal supporter told me he didn't vote liberal last time..
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Eris

Quote from: big kim on July 05, 2014, 05:09:58 AM
At least they drive on the proper side of the road!

Is there much jousting down under?
I refuse to live in fear! Come hell or high water I will not back down! I will live my life!
But you have no life.
Ha. Even that won't stop me.

I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.



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JenSquid

According to that map, there are sharks with frickin' lasers. Who wouldn't want to see that? Plus only one area with deranged gunmen? Sounds way safer than America.

Bunyips are great. I can't say I knew about dropbears, though.
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immortal gypsy

Quote from: JenSquid on July 05, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
Bunyips are great. I can't say I knew about dropbears, though.
Just remember to pretect yourself from dropbears, you have to place a dab of vegimite behind each ear when you go bushwalking. When you go camping place an open jar of open vegimite to ward them off. These two tips will keep you safe from a dropbear attack
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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Eva Marie

Quote from: immortal gypsy on July 05, 2014, 07:11:23 AM
Just remember to pretect yourself from dropbears, you have to place a dab of vegimite behind each ear when you go bushwalking. When you go camping place an open jar of open vegimite to ward them off. These two tips will keep you safe from a dropbear attack

A lady my ex-wife used to work with was from Austraila, and she brought in a jar of that stuff once - wow, it stunk! :o I didn't bother to taste it.
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Cindy

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Monkeymel


Just remember - "where is the sport in that"
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Eris

Of course we mustn't forget the many lessons that Monty Python imparted on the culture of Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJkO-EKRVd0&feature=kp
I refuse to live in fear! Come hell or high water I will not back down! I will live my life!
But you have no life.
Ha. Even that won't stop me.

I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.



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Cindy

Why is it that us sweet, innocent, kind and gentle Aussies are so maligned?

All we want to have is world domination!
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Cindy

Quote from: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 08:54:04 AM
Why is it that us sweet, innocent, kind and gentle Aussies are so maligned?

All we want to have is world domination!

Ooop we already do.
Sorry I just couldn't resist it :embarrassed:

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big kim

Quote from: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 08:17:40 AM
I loath Vegemite!
It's pretty good compared to V8 juice,now that is a foul substance
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luna nyan

Fear the minogue sisters!

And last election was a farce.  Neither side deserved to be running the place IMHO, just a matter of who'd stuff up the place less...
Drifting down the river of life...
My 4+ years non-transitioning HRT experience
Ask me anything!  I promise you I know absolutely everything about nothing! :D
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Julia-Madrid

Quote from: Falconer on July 05, 2014, 04:55:39 AM
Out of Curiosity has anyone read "The Last Continent" by Terry Pratchett? Dropbears make an appearance :)


I'll give it a try.  But I did read Bill Bryson's "The Lost Continent" which was a fascinating romp through Australia.

Cindy - how DID you know that the nastier parts of my dad's side of the family are in Aussie - you were speaking metaphorically about the "stinging jellyfish" I assume :D
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Cindy

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Samantha6string

It's not that bad here, although I guess I'm a bit rough and don't mind most things.

Went bush last week and worst thing that happened was a leech draining me for about 4 hours before I noticed it.
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V M

Quote from: big kim on July 05, 2014, 05:09:58 AM
At least they drive on the proper side of the road!

Ye, but who said they could drive?
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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rosinstraya

Do not mock the power of the mosquito! Abbott has now spent $20bn on aircraft that can rid the country of this menace!

Vegemite? Nah, only the true marmite is from Market Harborough or somewhere like that. Penguins better than TimTams by same logic.

I think I may, just may, have heard Down Under enough for this lifetime.

There are people who voted for Abbott...they are keeping very very quiet for some reason. Although they can be found in the comments section of the Tele, the Hun and all those other lavvy papers.

Haven't seen the 2nd Pythin sketch, is that the one with: "this 'ere is the wattle, the symbol of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or 'old it in your hand."

I don't know about drop bears, but backpackers also drop from trees, usually on the East Coast under cover of darkness.
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VeryGnawty

So, basically, the only safe place in Australia is the part of the map labeled "Giant Spiders"

That's good to know.
"The cake is a lie."
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immortal gypsy

I think this sums it up nicely. 
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ci3b-IsWg&feature=kp

From the Gruen Transfer (ABC). Could you imagine if we ran it in real life
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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