It's been a while since I posted in here and now I have two...though one of them isn't about gender and was said to my partner rather than me I thought it was funny anyway so I'll start with that.
So the day before the Pride Festival, my other half is at work and one of his colleagues leans over and says "hey be careful to stay out of <city> tomorrow, it's gonna be full of queers"
To which my partner replied "yeah I know, I'll be wearing hot pants to the parade"
Several people overheard, including another gay guy in the group. His response: "Yep me too, don't forget to bring your gay card for the free drinks!"
The guy who gave the warning, rather than apologising or acting embarrassed, asked to see these "gay cards" - he thought they were a literal thing.
This same guy is constantly sexist and racist in casual conversation, there was a big ol' meeting the other day where everyone got interviewed about his behaviour, I really hope he gets fired, what an ass. If you're gonna be a bigot for crying out loud don't do it at work. I think his head might explode if he knew I was trans rather than just a common garden queer

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ok second story...
For those who don't know, I have two sisters, one is awesome. The other is....well I haven't spoken to her in years, along with several other family members. I'll refer to them as good sister and bad sister

Good sister is babysitting my kiddo and takes a few photos of her to send to bad sister. I don't particularly like it when she does that, but whatever, as long as I don't have to interact with her. Bad sister then proceeds to post these photos on facebook and a whole bunch of people comment on it and like it and whatnot. My aunty then asks who's kid that is to which bad sister replies "That's <birth names> Daughter"
I actually have them both blocked, so I didn't see any of this. Good sister ended up calling me and was like "please don't be mad at bad sister she just didn't want to confuse aunty blah blah" and one of my friends sent me a screenshot, so apparently even though I have them blocked, facebook will still show everyone I know when I get tagged in something they post....even if those people decide to tag me (as my current name) and then say my old name anyway alongside the tag xD fantastic....just...fantastic.