I am getting it soon, and since I have no experience with packers or STPs I have no idea what to do. Up? Down? To the left? Right? I have no idea. Which way is the most comfortable and how do I not make it look like I have a boner. Oh, and, how would I pee with it if I am wearing underwear and pants? Say I go to the urinal, what do I do? This may seem like a silly question, but I am just completely confused.

I've never tried the peecock but my best advice with any STP is to practice a lot before using a urinal.

As to up, down, left, right, etc that is just a matter of personal preference. I do pack but not with a peecock and I prefer to the right. In my opinion, to either side poses the least risk of a boner look but I think that does depend on your size peecock, because if it's clear you've got your dick down a pant leg then you need to do something different. Just try different positions and see what you like most.

Peeing- my advice here is coming from someone who has never used a urinal, so feel free to disregard if you think I'm wrong. Unzip and/or unbutton your pants, pull your underwear down a bit, pull the peecock out from the top. That seems much easier than trying to work it through a fly that might squish the hole down the center. But if you want to go through the fly that can work too, just make sure there's not too much pressure on the shaft. And like you should with any STP, practice at home first unclothed then clothed until you're comfortable you can do it in a bathroom.

Cisguys do these things all sorts of different ways, there is no "correct" way for them, so neither is there for us. Whatever works for you is what works and it may take a few tries to find your way.

Also you should practice with clothes as well. I think you also need "low pressure" practice in public. Perhaps a one stall bathroom in a public place. The thing is things get a little different when you have clothes on. A stop at a one stall bathroom when you know you could change later, can make you more relaxed in a real situation. I don't know that I can speak for everyone but i have a little "performance anxiety".

--Jay

I would say start in the shower no clothes on and move on from there.  I have a problem getting whatever STP type device I try to get the end low enough to get good flow when I try through the fly in almost any type of pant.  I have to have a very low zipper or lose pants on to make a STP work for me.  So get comfortable with clothes at home before trying some place else.  I have only tried a few time in one person restrooms.  My goal is to be able to use an urinal but I am a long ways from even trying.  I am afraid of "performance anxiety" as Jay mentioned and leaking down my leg.  Good luck and lots of practice.  Wear it how it is comfortable in your underwear and show how you would like. What style underwear are planning to wear with it?

Ok, my experience with my peecock..

How you wear it is personal preference but, for me wearing it down had a higher "boner" risk. I wear mine up and to the left. I wear a halter that I made myself and then underwear (boxers or regular). I pull down my pants but put the peecock through the hole in my underwear. That is working really well for me. I've never had any pinching. I think it helps hold it in place to create the correct suction and I don't have to worry about anyone noticing the halter that holds it.

Like everyone says practice practice practice before you try it in public

christopher, great to have you here having had good experience with the peecock.  Do you use one hand to hold it in place for good suction and the the other to direct the stream?  I see you lower your pants is that so you can better hold it and direct the stream?  Do you use it at urinals?

i put the funnel low so it can be used as STP easily without a lot of adjustment, and bend the shaft up and slightly to one side.