Just had an epiphany... I mean does this make sense to NE1 else?

I have seen tree roots spilt concrete.

Quote from: Hikari on August 10, 2014, 10:47:46 PM
I have seen tree roots spilt concrete.

M'lady, you get 1000 internet points and a cookie. ^.^

Is this a real topic?
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Of all the most bizarre questions I seen you ask Evelyn, this one must win the prize. 

Well gravity stopped me growing 100 foot tall

Heck yeah I'm serious. If you have a flat arse, maybe it's because we sit on it too much?

I do not know how buttocks can grow while sitting on them all day. But they do!.  I've had desk jobs all my life to date and the darn thing acquires fat. Thank goodness for exercise. While people may like my bubble butt -- I do not.  I have ordered my flexmini and will be wearing it to hopefully make my butt resemble it's teen years once again :-)  Maybe mine will split concrete for totally different reasons -- lol.

Answer!! ...... Quite simply. The bloody thing grows ...... Laterally. Literally. .....That's why I have such big hips 

Did you not study Physics when at school? 

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on August 11, 2014, 03:28:35 AM
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Sorry Jessica. You asked for it.
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Hmmmm  Perspective problem for me 

I thought the issue was how come I have a fat ass if I sit on it all day? It is not like I am exercising all those big muscles. Which is EXACTLY my perspective on this! Like mine gets fatter from just smelling food, as well as the rest of me.

Never did I expect to see this was a boney butt issue 

Oh Evelyn you are such a full blown riot in progress! I've been spending too much time on my keister and it's grown laterally and longitudinally to the extent that it's getting hard to stuff in my jeans. Exercise makes them leaner, non-exercise coupled with
female hormones = fat ass, I just don't want it shaking when I walk!

I think that's what *makes* it grow!

Reminds me of a song a friend of mine would sing to poke fun at his sister but I think it may possibly be insulting to some folks so I won't recite it

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on August 11, 2014, 03:28:35 AM
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Edited for giggles as we are talking cabooses here!

It just does.  Unless you're binding your rear end 24/7 you're not going to be in the same position the whole day

LOLOL if this were true, I'd have a super flat butt. Your genetics is the determining factor if you get a big booty or not. However at least you can do exercises to tone that area and shape it better but you can only do so much.

I ride my bicycle near daily to help keep my bazoonga toned

It'll still grow.. you could always do the Brazilian butt lift workout.. thing is serious

Don't worry, butt's are rather devious things.. my theory is that they do their thing at night while you're asleep and not watching.. When you wake up they act all inocent and cute, and when you ask them; they're all like "girl, you crazy, I've always been this jiggly".. Just so underhanded huh!

So do what you like during the day.. your butt is just waiting for it's big chance at night anyway :p

I thought that if you wore sexy jeans your butt would grow to fill them, just like if you wear a 38C your boobs grow to fill it.

Makes me wonder what that USA singer who wears stupid hats, skull looks like, I wonder if it has grown to a point?