Quote from: Donna Troy on September 17, 2014, 03:37:44 PM

OMG. I needed that laugh just now. So stressed out. Perfect timing.

This very judgmental person apparently considers my paint job to be inadequate!

Ahmmmmm - how to have sausage for breakfast

Quote from: Cindy on September 19, 2014, 05:12:49 PM


Ahmmmmm - how to have sausage for breakfast

Wrong, just wrong...in so many ways...!!

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?
-Christian Bale.

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.

 Re: I slept with a guy who cracked his penis... like a knuckle

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on September 17, 2014, 12:57:15 AM
Is this topic ever going to DIE??? Just when I think it is gone it RISES to the occasion!! *giggles* 

A Higgs boson particle walks into a church.

Priest says: "Ah, thank God you're here! Without you, we can't have Mass!"

The steaks are high!