I'd say orange-coconut-mango-kiwi-tequila-custard

Like licking p*ss off a thistle, for me anyway

Blue vein cheese.

Or almonds. Not sure.

Rocky Road

it would be brown but taste like vanilla, or white but taste like chocolate, of course!

Superman ice cream. It's sort of complicated and different flavors mixed, but it's really just its own distinct taste. You don't see it everywhere and you may not notice it at every ice cream parlor, but it can stand out if spotted. Those who taste it want it all the time, and those who don't try it are quick to criticize it for being weird.

Sand, it takes a lot of grit to put up with some of the stuff we go through.

I feel like it would be something complicated and fancy. You go to the local creamery that has all the thoughtful small batch concoctions, and the kids don't get it but your refined palate loves the novelty and complexity, and your knowledge of the experience gives you a valuable tidbit of insider info that translates well to easy social capital. All the foodies in the suburbs would go out of their way to try some, and a cone of us would cost more than most people pay for a meal. Everybody would forget it quickly as they moved on to truffle fries and sprouted prison bread and goat yogurt and vietnamese street food fusions, but that transgender ice cream would be a solid little brick in lots of people's intricate personality constructions.

Lol we'd probably be liked a lot more if we were ice cream, but most things would be liked a lot more if they were ice cream.

Hmmm, it needs to be an apparent contradition, that magically resolves into something wonderful.

Like salted butter caramel...  improbable, and then totally sublime...

Am I the only one thinking cotton candy?

Quote from: Ms Grace on September 20, 2014, 09:58:29 PM
Blue vein cheese.

Or almonds. Not sure.

ewww...OH MsGrace, you made my day! You made me laugh so hard I am sitting here all alone laughing and I can't even tell you why I find it so funny, maybe its the reference I am reading into it?

Probably will taste like butter pecan.

Banana nut!!!!! 

Pure sweetness.

Oh yes..!

Rainbow Swirl..!

Kraft Mac and Cheese with chunks of pineapple. It just feels so wrong.

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on September 21, 2014, 04:24:42 PM
Banana nut!!!!! 

LMAO...Jessica, you must be a riot @ girls night out...

I would say lemon with a drizzle of chocolate  that's because most days I feel very bitter about myself but other days can have a small sweet moments in them

We need a "like" button on here 

Hmm... I'd say something like candy-coated fried butterflies.