Free to good home...
One 1957 old man. This is a hybrid model TS, both male and female combo, somewhat rare, not too many around anymore. This is a daily driver, most options still work although it is showing signs of age, for the most part its in good shape. Although confused it still is dependable and works on a daily basis.

There are some issues, it seems the balance switch is broken and its male side is slipping. Also issues with the heart, it seems to be broken beyond repair, but is still ticking. Does have abandonment issues, and is currently undergoing mental reconstruction.

Comes complete with many costumes for work and play. Also included is a full array of accessories for camping, fishing, and working in different trades and various aspects of home repair. Is house broken and well trained, very loyal. Although does need attention now and then. Paint, spackle, repair parts, and batteries not included.
No warranty expressed or implied. Take as is, clean title.

Other interests force re-homing

1960 late model wagon.
Needs work. Has some rust, needs new paint.
Comes with snow times and chains.
Sometimes has trouble starting on cold mornings.
Fair milage around town, with lots of storage and cup holders.
Smooth running engine, plenty of power.
May need overhaul and scheduled maintenance soon.
Midnight blue exterior, with black leather apolstery. Cleans up well. Two dents and several gaskets missing due to vandal's and thieves.
Roof rack added, for lumber, pipes or surfboards.
Good stereo, updated to cassette from 8track. Free slide out bracket and lock.
Super low price, must sell.
No reasonable offer refused.

Free to any scrapyard

1065 something (ID missing) driven hard, rust and serious body damage.
All parts original, but defective.
Please tow away at earliest convenience.
No chance at all to restore.

LMAO...I love it <3

Free to any good home
Note: Do not feed after midnight

25 year old pocket sized gay man looking for his soulmate.

Ignore the short overweight 47 year old woman behind the curtain

Have you seen Jack?  He was last seen falling down a hill.  %^*&# deadbeat!   

Quote from: Jill F on September 28, 2014, 07:19:27 PM
Have you seen Jack?  He was last seen falling down a hill.  %^*&# deadbeat!

*giggles* That is definitely our Jill! 

Quote from: Jill F on September 28, 2014, 07:19:27 PM
Have you seen Jack?  He was last seen falling down a hill.  %^*&# deadbeat!

LMAO...

Casting call for the upcoming adult films "Fill Jill, Parts I & II".  Anyone over 18 will do.

Quote from: Jill F on September 28, 2014, 08:06:25 PM
Casting call for the upcoming adult films "Fill Jill, Parts I & II".  Anyone over 18 will do.

Oh my ... LMAO xD

Quote from: Matthew on September 28, 2014, 05:10:55 PM
Free to any good home
Note: Do not feed after midnight

Am I allowed to get you wet then?

High milage yet highly economical (will run all day on 1L of fuel)
Numerous wear and tear issues.  Some parts may need replacement in the possible future
While this model can handle stress for long periods, it does need break after excess pressure has been applied
In the middle of going through an overhaul, this will increase total performance
A few features lifetime warranties are supplied
Software patches and updates are ongoing
May require a complete chassis overhaul in the future

No reasonable offer refused. Owner selling due to change of circumstances

Wanted: will trade guy junk for girl junk.  No questions asked.

Quote from: Jill F on September 29, 2014, 12:44:10 AM
Wanted: will trade guy junk for girl junk.  No questions asked.

Sold!!

Quote from: Jill F on September 28, 2014, 08:06:25 PM
Casting call for the upcoming adult films "Fill Jill, Parts I & II".  Anyone over 18 will do.

Ahahahah...LMAO...you must be a riot on girls night out!

Quote from: Frankie on September 29, 2014, 04:40:59 AM
Ahahahah...LMAO...you must be a riot on girls night out!

Thanks!

But yes, I'm especially silly on girls' night out!  I'm actually funny most of the time, but get a couple of drinks in me... 

I've been told by many that I should try stand-up comedy, but I don't think it's nearly as funny when it's not off the cuff.  I really like to blindside people with it instead of reciting a script.  If I can make you spew out your drink, then my job is done.

Is this thing on?

Jill, sorry you didn't make me spew out my drink...just ginger ale come out my nose...Maybe give amateur night a shot, you never know where it may go, if nothing else it may be fun. Thanks for the laughs, keep em coming!

100 dollolars or best offer

(picture ?) http://www.commodore.ca/history/people/chuck_peddle/Tandon_486.jpg

old 1980's mainframe server computer, found in the sub-basement of some school.

has a dongle-thingie which isn't necessary, the processor is questionable, and the memory isn't too great. Needs a new OS as the current programming seems to be both incomplete and thoroughly abused. The integrated speaker also likes to make random noises sometimes. The case is slightly warped and scratched, and some rusting at the joints.

However, there's lots of room for upgrading, space for a rack, it has a MIDI adaptor module for electric guitars and piano's, and a functional blinkenlights panel for independant CPU monitoring, mood-lighting, and amusement.