Afunny moment on the phone today. I can't even do a male voice anymore so this is getting hysterically funny.
I answer the phone.
Caller: "May I speak to David R*****?"
Since I have not yet changed all my business accounts (working on it!!), I answered, "This is David. How can I help you?"
Caller: Loooooooooonnnnng pause.
Me: "Hello? Hello? How can I help you?"
Caller: "Um, well, Mr. R***** this is <telemarker> from Sirius XM Radio calling about your XM subscription in your Ford Focus."
Me: "I'm not interested."
Caller: Long Pause.... "May I ask why?"
Me: "I don't drive enough to justify the expense."
Caller: Long pause yet again.... "Oh. Well, thank you for your time, ma'am.. I mean, sir."
Click.
I am dying laughing here.

I am now convinced that he thinks he got someone else, perhaps David's "wife" or "girlfriend".

But it was pretty clear how confused he was.