For some reason puns are fun and can cheer up an otherwise low moment.   It would be cool to see all responses here containing a pun of some sort.



So if your ready, bring 'em on!

Be careful what you wish for . Sometimes it just might come true

Well for someone who trys to keep their attitude sunny side up
This is eggactly the thing we need
But when you boil down to it I've
Had such a busy day my mind is completely scrambled
Oh well I'm sure if I take it over easy for a while
My mind will be all fried up ready to yolk again
I just hope nobody poachers my ideas while I think.

This could get dangerous for me very quickly. You will all face my humor

I need to get something off my chest
I'm scared shirtless about my top surgery consult tomorrow
now that you are abreast of my situation I'm going to bed

Eye hope it doesn't back lash on me too badly. Cornea puns help me see the vitreous humor in life.

Hot dog, a pun thread! I relish the opportunity to mustard up some puns!

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rolling in the dough, rolling in the dough,....

         




OH, NO!


         


Rolling in the doh!

Sea here I know it's late
I was having a whale of a time bobbing with a bouy
but as they say in school thinking kelps the brain.
So I'm sure if I dive deep I won't have to wade to far in
And come up with a not so fishy tale that salmon here will believe
Umm dam

Oh deer puns - rack them up.

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Me thinks those animals where making waves with each other on porpoise

These are terrible, you should all be PUNished. Off to the punitentiary with you!

This is a golden thread but remember there may be gilt associated with joining.

I thought it was get tree to a shrubbery.

I'll have to check tomorrow, I'm bushed.

Mmm I normally have a well of ideas, but lately I'm all dried up
Well I could turn the tap again and see what flows out
But I don't want to faucet
The puns are are much better when they naturally spring to mind

My car got a flat and I had to change it, now I'm all tired out.

Let me dust off an old Jill-ism

*clears throat*

Ad homonym - A logical fallacy in which a person is attacked by a bad pun

Interesting fact;
3.14% of saliors are pirates

Never lie to a x-ray technician. They'll see right through you

I was polishing my new antique table when it disappeared.  Apparently I had varnished it totally from view.

You have cat to be kitten me right meow!